Chapter 148 Good things don’t happen to the guests Song Xiaobao claimed that he was Guan Yu, but the long robe he wore dragged on the ground. Because of his height, which was similar to Sa Beining, the green robe was obviously not suitable for him. "Are you Guan Yu?" Sun Honglei took off his sunglasses, his small eyes full of confusion. Song Xiaobao opened his hands and turned around to show himself: "Don't you think so?" "How is it similar?" Sun Honglei looked at Qi Long: "Long, how does the storytelling describe Guan Yu?" Qi Long opened his mouth and said: "He is nine feet tall, with a beard two feet long, a face as red as a date, lips as red as painted, phoenix eyes, and eyebrows that are drooping. He has a dignified appearance and a majestic demeanor!" "Did you hear that? Find a word to match it yourself!" Song Xiaobao chose the lipstick: "I put on lipstick, look!" As he said this, he pouted his lips and tiptoed towards Sun Honglei, who subconsciously stepped back. The funny Qi Long pushed Sun Honglei hard from behind. Sun Honglei staggered and was almost kissed by Song Xiaobao.
Sun Honglei turned around and looked at Qi Long: "Qi Long, I almost lost my reputation!" "Hahahaha, Brother Honglei, you're not at a disadvantage. This is Brother Bao's first screen kiss, and she has also played the role of a concubine." Qi Long said with a smile. "You've also played a concubine? Isn't that a waste?" Sun Honglei asked in surprise. Qi Long came to Song Xiaobao and said, "I am a legitimate concubine from a country like Tubie!" "Tibetan Kingdom!" Song Xiaobao corrected. "Yes, the Groundhog Country, and the concubine's title is Concubine Ka!" Qi Long continued to introduce. Song Xiaobao acted shy, and Sun Honglei laughed: "No wonder it's so dark, it turns out to be coffee!" "Brother Bao's coffee concubine has the same effect as coffee in waking up the brain. If you drink coffee at night and can't sleep, you might as well get up and work. If the emperor sees the coffee concubine at night, hey, he can't sleep either, so he might as well get up and work!" Song Xiaobao retorted, who said that: "Since I entered the palace, I have been favored by the emperor alone. There are three thousand beauties in the harem, but the emperor favors me alone. So I advised the emperor to treat everyone equally, but the emperor didn't stop. He said that having me alone is enough!" As he spoke, Song Xiaobao began to sway from side to side, looking very proud. This is a classic line from his skit. Qi Long immediately responded: "Is it possible that the emperor didn't mean that you are enough, but that you are enough!" "Hahahahahahaha!" Laughter could be heard all around, including the staff and tourists who came to the film and television city to play, all of them were amused by Qi Long's jokes. The three of them officially formed a team and became the Shu Kingdom. Qi Long and Sun Honglei also changed into green clothes. The colors of Wei, Shu and Wu follow the color schemes of "Dynasty Warriors" and "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", not the popular card game "Three Kingdoms Kill", so Qi Long and his friends are wearing green clothes, but fortunately they don't have green hats. After the three of them changed their clothes, each of them was given a green balloon and asked to choose one person to be the lord. The rules for fighting with other countries afterwards are to pop their balloons, but you can only pop the balloon of the enemy lord. If you pop the enemy lord, the enemy country will be destroyed. If you pinch another member's balloon, the player will be eliminated. If the lord pops the balloon of someone other than the lord, the entire congress will be destroyed. "Should I stop being the boss? Everyone can guess that I'm the lord!" Sun Honglei saw Qi Long and Song Xiaobao were looking at him, and waved his hands repeatedly.
Qi Long doesn't think so: "My first reaction was you, but when I thought about it carefully, I felt that it was too obvious if it was you." This matter is a matter of positive and negative logic. If you think more, you will think that it is not Sun Honglei. If you don't think too much, you will go after Sun Honglei. Sun Honglei also has the ability to protect himself. The three decided to let Sun Honglei be the leader, and Qi Long and Song Xiaobao could act a little scared and trick others into popping their balloons. After confirming the lord, the competition officially begins. The entire park is the competition venue. There are also various task points in the park. By completing the tasks, you can get clues about who the enemy lord is. All kinds of information are related to the Three Kingdoms. For example, the story of the Qiao family marrying the second Qiao sister, the three sworn brothers in Peach Garden, the poetry competition in the Bronze Sparrow Tower, the discussion of heroes over wine, and so on. Qi Long and the others looked at the map and saw that they were some distance away from Taoyuan, so the three brothers decided not to form a sworn brotherhood for the time being and headed for Qiao Mansion. As soon as they entered the mansion, Mr. Qiao announced the mission: to use a red rope to trap Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao in a closed room. If one was caught, the couple would marry one, and if both were caught, the couple would marry both. Qi Long stepped on the ground and felt something was wrong when he found that the floor was cushioned. "You two brothers, come first. It's fine for each of you to have one. I won't get involved!" Qi Long said seriously. As soon as Sun Honglei saw his serious expression, he knew that he had bad intentions and there must be something wrong. "I think we should let Xiao Bao come. Since he's a guest, we should take better care of him, right?" Song Xiaobao was also smart: "Your show takes care of the guests? Isn't it to trick the guests?" Especially Qi Long, the bad uncle, and Sun Honglei, the bandit. Sha Yi was tricked by them and was on the hot search list for two days with the phrase "I feel sorry for Sha Yi". How could he trust these two people? "You have misunderstood us. It was a one-on-one battle, and each of us fought on our own. In order to win, of course we had to trick him!" Qi Long explained to Song Xiaobao. Sun Honglei nodded in agreement: "That's right, now we are a team of three, of course we will do good for you!" "Okay, you think of a secret signal, and if anything goes wrong just shout it out, and we two will rush in to rescue you!" Qi Long continued. As the two people talked, Song Xiaobao's head moved, sometimes looking to the upper right, sometimes looking to the upper left, and he was successfully fooled. He rubbed his hands: "My brother Honglei and my brother Qilong are so nice to me, I would be disrespectful to refuse them, hehehe!" He agreed on a secret code, that as long as he heard "Oh Yo Yo", the two brothers would go to save him. The two men went out and the door was closed. Qi Long, Sun Honglei and Qiao Gong sat on the stone table to rest. Song Xiaobao inside immediately shouted "Oh Yo Yo"! "What's wrong?" Sun Honglei shouted. Song Xiaobao replied: "It's okay, I'll just test it to see if it works!" Qi Long pulled Sun Honglei down: "It will probably be tested later, don't worry about it." Soon, Song Xiaobao's desperate cries of "Oh Yo Yo" and various wails were heard from inside. Not long after, Song Xiaobao, who opened the door and wanted to use the red rope to tie up Er Qiao, was instead tied up tightly with the red rope and lying on the ground, looking at the two of them with a resentful face. "What's wrong, Brother Bao?" Qi Long hurried over to untie the rope. Song Xiaobao had an enjoyable smile on his face: "It's fun, you guys come and play too!" "I knew it was fake at first glance!" Sun Honglei laughed. Seeing that he was exposed, Song Xiaobao knew that he could not fool these two, so he told the truth: "One is a Jiu-Jitsu champion, and the other is a Taekwondo champion, and they are black belts. It's terrible. I knew that good things would not happen to the guests. What was I expecting? Is my own team also a scumbag?" "Hahahahahahaha!" Qi Long and Sun Honglei laughed unkindly. At this time Qi Long stood up: "I will challenge!" "Huh?" Sun Honglei looked at him puzzledly.
"Brother Honglei, don't you understand Yan Min's routine? The first time is bad, the second time is good, but there are risks. I'll try it!" Before Qi Long could finish his words, Sun Honglei pushed him out: "How can you take such a risk? Brother, let me do it!" As soon as he left the room, Qi Long was happy. Song Xiaobao asked him what happened, and Qi Long laughed and said, "Brother Honglei is so easy to fool." Other tasks might be bad at the beginning but good at the end, but for a task like this that invited champion-level athletes, Yan Min, who is so stingy, would definitely hope that the sports champions would provide more program materials and would definitely not change it. Sun Honglei screamed inside. Qi Long smiled and asked, "Brother Honglei, what's wrong?" "It's fun, Qi Long, come in and play later!" Sun Honglei responded. Afterwards, Qi Long asked him what happened, and he said it was fun. After the door was opened, Sun Honglei was lying on the ground with a beautiful maid sitting beside him: "Look, the maid I got!" "Isn't it a trap for Er Qiao?" "The maid is Er Qiao, and the champion is fake. I put the red string on them and they are both of them. I have already got this one, and there is another one, come on!" "Why? Why am I the champion?" Song Xiaobao yelled. Qi Long asked the maid to move aside, revealing Sun Honglei tied up with a red rope. He saw through the scam at a glance! But since we are here, let’s give it a try. Qi Long also participated in the challenge and entered the padded room. The door was tightened and the doors on both sides were opened. Two girls who looked strong walked in with their hands spread out. The maids helped them take off their outer clothes, revealing the Taoist robes underneath. They were both black belts. Qi Long, holding a red rope, bluffed: "Let me tell you, I am also a martial artist!" Qi Long did a backflip and said, "I'll fight!" The girl approached him slowly with a smile on her face. Qi Long quickly stretched out a hand to "stop" him: "Don't come near me, my fists and feet have no eyes, so as not to hurt you." The jiu-jitsu girl on the left suddenly exerted force, accelerated and rushed forward, raised her foot and reached the neck of Qi Long, who was taller than her. Then she clamped Qi Long's neck with her legs, knocked him to the ground, and controlled Qi Long with a standard standing cross lock. "It hurts, it hurts, I was wrong, I was wrong." Qi Long slapped the floor with his other hand and begged for mercy. The Jiu-Jitsu girl stepped aside and the Taekwondo girl came on stage. Her moves were not as fancy, but she also knocked Qi Long down in an instant. What kind of rope? Being tortured! The two girls tied Qi Long up with ropes. Qi Long was still muttering, "Wait, I'll practice boxing when I get back, and then I'll practice with you guys." The Jiu-Jitsu champion turned around and asked: "Still want to practice?" "No, I mean the two champions are amazing. I'll buy some gifts and come to your house later!" After Qi Long finished explaining, he whispered, "I want to learn WWE and compete with them!" "Want to compete again?" The Taekwondo champion turned around. Qi Long coughed lightly and said, "I said your clothes are dirty, let the production team wash your clothes." Such a quick reaction speed made the two champions unable to hold back. They turned around and started laughing. Qi Long waved and called another maid over: "Just say I trapped you. Give me face, thank you!" "Hahaha, good!" Just like that, all three of them failed in the challenge. Although they did not receive any clues, the two maids went with them. It was said that they went away, but in fact, they were abducted by Sun Honglei.
He asked the girl if she was willing to go with them to explore the world. The girls who came to the show as extras naturally wanted to have more shots, so they followed. There was one each next to Sun Honglei and Qi Long, and Song Xiaobao walked behind with a worried look on his face. “Good things never happen to the guests!” (End of this chapter)