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Crosstalk: Stop playing with your uncle!

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Chapter 131: Are you interested in reasoning with me?

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Chapter 131: Are you interested in reasoning with me?

Chapter 131 Are you interested in reasoning with me? "Did the director get addicted to playing pranks while filming "Thank God"? " Qi Long complained helplessly to the camera. But then again, the last episode with the highest ratings for "Great Challenge" was the one that pranked them and made them challenge the news anchor. As it stands now, perhaps only the upcoming Great Gala will be able to surpass that ratings. What else can we do except complain that the director is really good at plastic surgery? I can only work with the director to fix it. Qi Long decided to stay on the rooftop here and not climb the stairs. After discussing with Sa Beining, Qi Long gave up, but Sa Beining succeeded. That way, because someone else has given up, they don't see anything wrong with giving up. The third person to appear was Sha Yi. When he saw the single-plank bridge on the five-story apartment building, his legs trembled: "What's going on?" "Brother Sha, it's too difficult. Sa Beining succeeded and I failed!" Qi Long shouted loudly.

Sha Yi immediately raised his head and said, "What's wrong with you? You succeeded in other programs, but you give up now? You don't want to work hard on this program!" "It's too difficult. I have to blindfold myself. It would be better if I could see." Sha Yi, who was teasing Qi Long, immediately turned pale: "Blindfold?" Sa Beining followed suit and shouted, "Don't worry, Brother Sha, the staff has tested it and it's okay if you fall!" "It's easy for you to say that, just dance!" Sha Yi shouted to Sa Beining. "Hahahahaha, if you jump, I will jump!" Sa Beining replied. Qi Long complained: "Are you two Jack and Screw?" “That’s called shredded pork!” "Ah, I always thought it was called a screw, because someone told me that the reason the Titanic sank was because Jack loosened the screw!" Qi Long shouted in astonishment. The staff reacted slightly, and then burst into laughter. The crosstalk actor's driving skills were so good that the wheel would roll directly on your face! But everyone can only listen to it. It will not be broadcast on TV. At most, it will be put in the behind-the-scenes footage on the Internet! During the recording period, it is actually like a small theater performance. You can speak more freely, because the parts that cannot be broadcast will be cut out anyway, so you can let yourself go. Sha Yi started the challenge, Qi Long and Sa Beining sang the same tune, Qi Long shouted from behind him: "Brother Sha, if you can't do it, give up and stay with me!" Sa Beining still used the same old trick, that "brotherhood", and when Sha Yi was about to arrive, he suddenly shouted that he had gone astray. Sha Yi changed direction and found that his feet were empty. He quickly pulled his feet back, his face turned pale with fear, and he shouted: "I give up!" As he gave up, Sa Beining and Qi Long laughed together. Qi Long ran over and took off the blindfold for him. Sha Yi looked around with an innocent face: "Ah?" "Hahahahahaha, you're only two steps away from the end, do you regret it?" "It's okay. Didn't you fail too?" Sha Yi sought psychological comfort. Qi Long shook his head: "I succeeded!" "Ah?" Sha Yi exclaimed, "You tricked me again!" He jumped off the single-plank bridge and chased after Qi Long, who said he would help him and drag another person into the water, and would definitely not let him challenge the difficult task alone.

Later, Ruan Jingtian, Nicomati and Yue Yunpeng also experienced the challenge team's unanimous response. The three people performed differently. Ruan Jingtian was afraid but gritted his teeth and walked to the other side; Yue Yunpeng just stepped on it and took two steps before giving up with the words "I don't dare"; Nigometti squatted on the single-plank bridge for a long time and finally completed the challenge. According to the completion time, Ruan Jingtian, who finished the fastest, was in the unique position and will challenge a relatively easy job: driving a taxi, sitting the whole time. Qi Long and Sa Beining are in the second stage and will challenge a more tiring job: sanitation workers! The third level of Nicomati is to help others with housework. Although the area of ​​a house is smaller than that of a street, there is a lot to do. Many young people working in the imperial capital are so overwhelmed by work that they don’t have enough time to take care of their own affairs. They often save up for a few days to hire a housekeeper. The level of chaos in that room is quite high! Yue Yunpeng and Sha Yi, who failed the challenge, will have to become Spider-Man in the building and clean the windows. After hearing the news, the two of them collapsed and squatted down with their hands on their heads, for fear that they would fail in the high-altitude project challenge, but they still had to challenge this high-altitude work. "Program crew, please act like a human being!" After the work was assigned, everyone set off to work, which was basically boring and tedious, just sweeping and sweeping. Qi Long wanted to do something but didn't know how to do it, so he could only work seriously. This is the difference between "Challenge" and "Men Gang". One is a variety show with a strong main theme and positive energy, and the other is a variety show that can be lively throughout the whole process. Just like TV crosstalk and commercial crosstalk, there is still a difference. However, during the work process, a small incident happened: a mother and son were arguing. The son was driving a luxury car, and his mother wanted to put a bunch of cardboard and water bottles she picked up from the trash can into the car. The son was definitely not happy about it, and kept putting the cardboard into the car while making a fuss. Seeing that his son was so reluctant, the old man pulled the cardboard and tried to walk home without letting him care. The mother and son started arguing, and Sa Beining went over to persuade them: "Don't worry, Auntie, he has already put it in. Don't get angry, brother, you have already pretended, what is there to quarrel about as a family!" "Wow!" Qi Long screamed when he saw this scene, and asked the driver of the luxury car, "It will cost a lot of money to wash the interior of this car, right?" "About five or six hundred!" the elder brother responded. Qi Long nodded in realization: "Oh, more than fifty cardboards are enough to wash the interior once!" "Ah? Are you robbing me? Why is it so expensive to wash a car?" The aunt stopped arguing with her son and instead asked why washing a car was so expensive. Qi Long told him: "It's very troublesome to clean the interior, and this car is expensive, so of course the price is high. You spend hundreds of dollars for a few dollars, isn't that picking up sesame seeds and throwing watermelons? My suggestion is that if you really want these cardboard shells to supplement your family income, you can buy a small cart, which is not expensive and saves effort!" To resolve conflicts, you don’t necessarily have to try to mediate. This is Qi Long’s way, which is to change the subject and let both parties reach an agreement on a certain topic, so that there will be no quarrel! For example, this time, he changed the topic to the expensiveness of car washing. "Mom, I'll buy it for you!" As a result, the mother and son stopped arguing. After they left, Sa Beining sighed, "Many elderly people live frugally, even when their families are rich, they are still frugal!" Qi Long disagreed with him: "Teacher Sa, I have to stop you, I don't agree with this point of view!" Sa Beining looked at Qi Long in confusion. This is a very positive value. How could you not agree with it? "My grandma used to do the same thing, bringing all kinds of recyclable paper boxes and bottles home. My mom was very annoyed and the house was made dirty. Then my dad said something, and my grandma never went out to pick up trash again! He said that when he was poor, he survived by picking up iron wire, water bottles, and cardboard. Those things were the last light for a person who couldn't survive. A family like ours that doesn't have to worry about food and clothing shouldn't snatch these life-saving supplies from others!" After listening to Qi Long's words, Sa Beining thought for a moment, "Hey, this is the first time I've heard of your point of view. It makes sense!" "Of course, we only require our own family members to follow the rules. The rules are set for our own family, not for others!" Qi Long said with a smile. The two had a simple exchange of ideas, and both felt that what the other said made sense, so they continued to work. After a while, another incident happened. When a passerby was passing by Qilong, the plastic bag burst and the fruits inside rolled all over the ground.

Qi Long subconsciously helped pick up the fruit, then raised his head and said, "Director Xie, can you be more professional when looking for actors?" After saying that, he turned around and looked at the one who dropped the apple: "Zhang Qi!" The actor who dropped the fruit was shocked: "Ah? Teacher Qi, do you still recognize me?" "Nonsense, you are my general manager in "Thank God"!" Qi Long pointed at him and shouted. Zhang Qi scratched his head and said, "I had short hair and was fat then, but now I have long hair and lost weight." Not only did you recognize me at first sight, you also called out my name. Isn't that amazing? Qi Long laughed and said, "I really didn't recognize it at first, but I remembered it after taking a look at it!" Zhang Qi gave a thumbs up: "It lives up to its reputation!" It is rumored online that Qi Long remembers the names of every staff member and actor who has worked with him, even those who were extras. Today, the program crew verified this and it turned out to be true. This shows that Teacher Qi has an excellent memory, treats people sincerely, and will remember others with all his heart! "The mother and son in front are also actors, right?" Qi Long asked. His director nodded: "Add some excitement to your boring work!" Not long after, Qi Long and Sa Beining finished cleaning the road and ended the recording of the episode. As soon as it was over, Sa Beining grabbed Qi Long and said, "You have great observation skills!" "My memory is just okay!" "Are you interested in participating in a reasoning variety show together?" Sa Beining asked. Qi Long immediately shook his head: "No! What's the point of a mystery variety show? Just sitting there and reasoning and playing a script-killing game? I don't like playing a script-killing game!" There's a reason why he doesn't like playing script-killing games. He was dragged by his fellow apprentices from Deyun Society to play it once. It turned out that they played for twelve hours instead of a five-hour script. They sat there the whole time and ate three meals. They kept talking nonsense and no one told the truth, so the plot couldn't move forward at all. Everyone was talking with baggage in their voices, which left the GM of the script-killing store speechless. Therefore, Qi Long was not interested in sitting there and playing reasoning. "We're not sitting still, so we can search for evidence. I've read the business plan, it's pretty good. You should also have it in your company's mailbox. You can take a look. If you're interested, we can go and trick them to death together. Hahaha!" Sa Beining explained to him. Qi Long's variety show effect has been verified by the market. He just appeared in the public eye this year. With crosstalk in his left hand and variety shows in his right hand, he took off directly. Not only is he funny himself, but as a crosstalk actor, he has the habit of leaving words for his partners, and he can often motivate others. So even though Qi Long has rejected many variety shows, he still receives many invitations to record variety shows. This director actually found Sa Beining. Xiao Sa has a good relationship with him and also wanted to invite his acquaintances to play together, so he came to ask. "It depends on the situation. I'm very busy recently!" As the New Year's Eve is approaching, Deyun Society is holding a special New Year's Eve crosstalk show, and he will lead his team to Beichuncheng to perform as one of the teams. He has also been invited to a recorded New Year's Eve party, plus two variety shows, so he really doesn't have much time. “We’ll do it after the New Year!” "We'll see when the time comes. Don't expect me to deduce the real murderer. I might have been just a joke in the past!"

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