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Chapter 115: Issue 1: You formed an alliance with five people?

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Chapter 115: Issue 1: You formed an alliance with five people?

Chapter 115: You formed an alliance with five people in one episode? In the limousine, Qi Long and Wang Xun were chatting about their time learning crosstalk. They mainly improvised a piece of "Praising the Style". Wang Xun remembered that he had memorized this piece before, but had forgotten many of the lines in the middle. He was recalling it and Qi Long reminded him. As we were chatting, we arrived at our destination, where we had to find a contact person. After the contact was successful, we could ask a question to determine the number of gold bars that the other person had. This is not important. What is important is that Huang Bai, Luo Zhiqiang and Zhang Yixing all arrived at the location, and Zhang Yixing's eyes were red and there were tears in the corners of his eyes. Why are you still looking for a contact person? Just ask him what happened! "I just went to the toilet, and Brother Honglei disappeared. He took my suitcase and ran away, leaving me alone. Where is the trust between people? Is there no trust?" Qi Long:. History always repeats itself in an amazing way! "It's okay, Yixing, think about it this way, he took two boxes, so he must have the most gold bars. Whoever has more gold bars here should give some to Yixing, and he will definitely be eliminated," Qi Long gave him advice. Zhang Yixing: "It's not about winning or losing, it's about trust" “Hahahahaha!” Huang Bai was defeated by the child’s simplicity and naivety: “Here, I have more than thirty gold bars. I’ll give them to you. The five of us will form an alliance and deal with Sun Honglei together!” "I also have more than 30!" Luo Zhiqiang said immediately. Qi Long looked at Huang Bai in shock: "Wait, you have more than 30? More than 30 should fill up the box. Didn't you give me more than a dozen?"

Luo Zhiqiang's suitcase was packed full, as could be seen from the difficulty he was carrying, but Huang Bai had obviously taken out some of it! "I hid some, so I didn't doubt your statement that someone hid gold bars, hahaha!" Huang Bai laughed. Qi Long immediately imitated Zhang Yixing: "Where's the trust? What about the trust between people? I trust you so much but you hid it. Fortunately, I also hid some." Huang Bo slammed the table and stood up after hearing this: "Ah? You hid it too. Where is trust? Where is the trust between people?" Luo Zhiqiang quickly responded: "What about trust? What about trust between people?" "Who broke his promise to you?" Qi Long was curious. Luo Zhiqiang shook his head: "I don't know, just follow and learn!" "Hahahahaha!" everyone laughed together. Wang Xun raised his hand: "Then I have to say something too, otherwise I won't fit in!" The atmosphere, which had become a little awkward because Zhang Yixing kept shouting "trust", immediately became better. The reason why Qi Long revealed that he had hidden something was to use this to tell him that this was just a variety show, and some things that were not true would be done for the effect of the show, so there was no need to make a big deal out of it. Huang Bai, who has high emotional intelligence, naturally understood it and started to learn it. As for Luo Zhiqiang, he was a professional atmosphere creator and he immediately turned a sentence into something funny. Everyone started to distribute gold bars to Yixing and formed a Minesweeper Alliance, determined to work together to make Sun Honglei lose. As for the five of them, it doesn’t matter who wins or who loses. Everyone went to the next location together, where they met Sun Honglei carrying two boxes. "Yixing, Yixing, I brought your box, and I also packed some food for you. Haven't you eaten yet?" Zhang Yixing, who was originally emotionally stable, became unstable again the moment he saw Sun Honglei. He turned his head and looked to the side, not looking at Sun Honglei. "Yixing, Yixing!" Sun Honglei came up to please her. He had escaped from the hamburger shop before and went back, but Zhang Yixing was missing. When he heard passers-by say that she was crying, he panicked. He had never seen anyone so honest. How could she still cry? Zhang Yixing turned around and left. Sun Honglei stood there in a daze: "What do you want me to do to forgive me?"

"This is not a question of forgiveness or not, this is a question of trust!" Zhang Yixing turned around and said, "You betrayed my trust!" The scene suddenly became a little awkward. Huang Bo and Wang Xun tried to persuade him, saying, "He knows he is wrong," but Yixing still refused to take the box. "Okay, Yixing, I'll put both boxes on the ground. If you want them, take them both. I'm penniless today, so I'll help you win, okay?" Sun Honglei asked again. Zhang Yixing shook his head. At this time, Qi Long and Luo Zhiqiang rushed over at the same time, and the two brothers ran away with a box each. Sun Honglei let out an "ah!", and Zhang Yixing laughed when he saw Sun Honglei's embarrassed look. Qi Long waved his hand: "Quick, quick, Minesweeper Alliance, divide up the gold bars!" Sun Honglei called Zhang Yixing, but he refused to go. But when Qi Long called him, Zhang Yixing immediately ran over with a smile on his face. Seeing this scene, Sun Honglei also breathed a sigh of relief. It was Qi Long who came to the rescue. And Ronaldinho, what good brothers! The nature of this episode has changed, from a six-person individual battle to a variety show in which Sun Honglei asks Zhang Yixing for forgiveness, with Qi Long and four others also helping. Sun Honglei's goal also became to make Yixing win. Upon learning of his idea, Qi Long found Sun Honglei and expressed his intention to form an alliance with him. He would find a way to make the ten gold bars that Sun Honglei had to return in the end become very crucial, so that whoever gave them to them would win. As long as he gave them to Yixing, Yixing would win. Sun Honglei hugged Qi Long gratefully: "Good brother!" After forming an alliance with Sun Honglei, Qi Long found Zhang Yixing and Luo Zhiqiang and proposed a winning formula. As long as Luo Zhiqiang ensures that he has the most gold bars as a backup, after Qi Long and Zhang Yixing get Sun Honglei's ten gold bars, Sun Honglei will be at the bottom, and the two of them will definitely have more gold bars than Huang Bai and Wang Xun, and they will definitely win. Of course, Sun Honglei's ten gold bars can be given to anyone. "Yixing, I want to win!" Qi Long said to Zhang Yixing. Zhang Yixing was very fond of Qi Long's actions of comforting him, distributing gold bars to him, and livening up the atmosphere, including his rescue the day before, and he immediately expressed his full cooperation. "You have to forgive Brother Honglei and take his ten gold bars. Don't hold a grudge against him. He did it for the show effect and came back to find you later!" Zhang Yixing nodded: "I know, I've recovered now, I was just being too stubborn at the time!" Qi Long patted him with satisfaction: "That's right!" In the final part, Qi Long told Sun Honglei: "The number of gold bars in my box and Yixing's box is the same, because I have seen Yixing's box, Zhiqiang's box has the most gold bars, and in your box, Honglei, we left you ten, which is the least so far. I just felt the weight of Xun's box, it's low. That is to say, if you give these ten to either of us, as long as we can surpass Brother Bo, we will win. I want those ten!" Sun Honglei looked at Qi Long gratefully and said firmly: "I'll give it to Yixing!" "He doesn't have to!" Qi Long said deliberately. Sun Honglei said sincerely: "Yixing, if you are willing to accept my apology, please take my last ten gold bars!" After a period of interruption, Zhang Yixing was no longer so stubborn. He took the gold bar and put it on Qi Long's box. "I accept the apology and use the gold bars to express my gratitude to Brother Qi Long who suggested giving me some gold bars, who always comforted me and tried to make me laugh. Brother Hong Lei, do you have any objections?" Sun Honglei admired him even more. He was very clear about gratitude and resentment. Very good: "No!"

"Brother Xun, I need your gold bars now. You can't win, so why don't you let me win!" Huang Bai spoke. If it was a final PK with Yixing, he might give up, but with Qi Long, he still wanted to compete. After Wang Xun learned that half of the prize would be divided among him, he immediately asked Huang Bo how much he wanted. Huang Bai, who was wearing sunglasses, made some calculations and came to the conclusion that Luo Zhiqiang's box was full. He later gave seven gold bars to Yixing, making it twenty-eight in total. As long as he had twenty-seven gold bars, he would definitely win! "Brother Bo, would you consider taking some of mine?" Luo Zhiqiang was promoting his gold bars. Huang Bai shook his head: "No!" Huang Bai got the number of gold bars that satisfied him, and the certification process officially began. Luo Zhiqiang, who had the most gold bars, was eliminated, and Sun Honglei, who had the least gold bars, was eliminated. The four people had different numbers of gold bars. Wang Xun, who had the least, was eliminated, and Zhang Yixing, who had the second least, was eliminated! Qi Long and Huang Bai's boxes were placed on the table. As the lights flickered and the music played, the hole under Huang Bai's box opened and fell down. Zhang Yixing and Luo Zhiqiang cheered and high-fived Qi Long, while Huang Bai and Wang Xun looked at each other in bewilderment. "How is that possible?" Huang Bai didn't understand. He calculated that he would either win or lose the same number of points as Qi Long, and then Zhang Yixing would win. How could that be? Qi Long laughed loudly: "Yixing returned the gold bars to the pig. As long as I have one less gold bar than the number that fills the box, I will win. Or if we have the same number, Yixing will win. In any case, we will definitely win!" So this was something the three of them had discussed, either Qi Long wins or Yixing wins! As long as the two of them can convince Luo Zhiqiang and get the ten gold bars from Sun Honglei, they will definitely win! The three people cheered again, and Sun Honglei also joined in: "My ten are important, right?" "Important, important!" Qi Long encouraged Sun Honglei and Zhang Yixing to hug each other. Huang Bai and Wang Xun looked at each other. Wang Xun was puzzled: "How did we become villains?" "Where's the trust? What about the trust between people?" Huang Bai rushed out and shouted to Qi Long: "We are the first to form an alliance!" Wang Xun followed closely behind: "Trust us, we are the second to form an alliance!" Qi Long was unhappy: "It was you who had to fight with me in the end. I should have just won. Why should I ask for your trust?" "Wait a minute, Qi Long is also going to form an alliance with me to form the Yixing Alliance." Sun Honglei raised his hand silently. Including the winning alliance formed with Xiaozhu and Yixing. Qi Long's show brought all five people together Huang Bo pointed at Qi Long and said, "He's the one I don't trust the most. In one variety show, you made five alliances?" "Hahahahahaha!" Everyone laughed and made noises, and together they lifted one foot, put their hands down, and used their bodies to make the shape of "life". [Extreme Men's Gang, this is fate! ] At this point, the recording was over, and Qi Long's prize was a gold bar, a real gold bar. According to the agreement, he was going to give the money to Yixing and Zhiqiang, but both of them said they didn't want it and just asked him to treat them to a meal. "Okay, from now on, whoever wins will treat everyone to a meal!" Qi Long said with a smile. "That `s a deal!" (End of this chapter)

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