Chapter 1 I am a bad person! Beichuncheng Grand Theater will hold a crosstalk performance today. It is the last stop of this year's popular Deyun Society's ten-city tour. At this time, Guo Degang was sweating profusely in the backstage and pacing back and forth in the dressing room. There was a knock on the dressing room door. Guo Degang hurried forward to open the door. A handsome young man who looked like a movie star walked in. "Brother!" "Junior brother, you are finally here!" Guo Degang breathed a sigh of relief. In the dressing room, several students from the Cloud and Crane Divisions immediately bowed to him, “Uncle Master!” "Sorry to call you here at such a last-minute moment!" Guo Degang patted Qi Long on the shoulder and invited him in. "I wanted to be a spectator and show my support!" Qi Long waved his hand nonchalantly, "Who should I go with?" "He, Jin Henan, and his partner suddenly suffered from acute gastroenteritis and could not hold on any longer. If there was any other way, he would not have asked you to come to the rescue!" Guo Degang waved his hand, and a tall and thin young man came over. He bowed deeply to Qi Long, who was about the same age as him: "Hello, Uncle Master!"
"Oh, the grandson of Mr. Jin from Tianjin, I know you!" Qi Long nodded with a smile. He had seen the video of this buddy's small theater on the Internet. More than a year ago, Qi Long was in a car accident. Fortunately he survived and stayed in the hospital for a long time. When he has nothing to do, he listens to crosstalk on his mobile phone. What surprised him was that after the car accident, an app called BLBL appeared on his phone, and the videos in it were all from a planet called Earth. This Earth is similar to their Blue Planet, it is just a parallel world. Only he can see the videos in the software. If he is watching the video, others nearby can see that the crosstalk playing on his phone screen is also from this world. Through that software, he saw the Deyunshe crosstalk from another world. Among them, there are many crosstalk performers who have already formed their own style and are quite popular with the audience, and they have also learned and absorbed a lot of new things. The only annoying thing is that you have to pay a coin to watch each video, and you won’t be able to watch it if you don’t pay a coin. As for coins, he could only passively obtain one when he logged in every day. This forced him to make a choice every day. During the process, he once saw something about Deyun and his son becoming enemies, and out of curiosity he clicked on it. As a result, the AI voice in the video kept repeating the same thing for three minutes, without any concrete information or evidence, just speculation. The Deyun Club in that world is not well-received by its peers, and the boss Guo has done a lot of inconsistent things, but the problem is that it has nothing to do with the world I live in. Although there are cases of apprentices leaving and colleagues stepping on each other in this world, the relationship with some crosstalk groups is still good. For example, Qi Long's own crosstalk society in Shanxi Province, the Qingqu Society in Shaanxi Province, the second grade class in the imperial capital, etc., are all very good. My senior brother in this world, Guo Degang, is still a relatively pure crosstalk performer. He has never done anything like claiming to be the son-in-law of a Hui Muslim and then endorsing pork head meat, opening a branch venue on the same street as another crosstalk club, or copying other people's online jokes and saying that they are just amateurs. In short, the Lao Guos in the two worlds have similar names and look a little bit similar, but what they do are completely different. Reading these gossips only satisfied his curiosity for a while, but in fact it was a waste of coins, and he would regret it after reading them. If only there was a way to get coins. 【click】
Qi Long's cell phone rang. He picked it up and saw that it was an announcement released by BLBL. [The host is about to go on stage. Everyone who is amused by your performance and sincerely praises it will provide a coin] Oh? Qi Long was overjoyed at this good news. If that's the case, I can't just perform a traditional crosstalk. Many people listen to crosstalk these days, and the show "On Praise and Laughter" that he is going to partner with Jin Henan is even more well-known. How can the audience sincerely praise it if he doesn't come up with something new? "Uncle Master, shall we check the work?" "Okay, I just happen to have a little suggestion." Qi Long looked at Jin Henan with a kind smile. This kid was born into a crosstalk family, but his basic skills were not that good, and many of his jokes were not that funny. This is a question of the tone and rhythm of crosstalk. Generally speaking, such a comedian with a mouth full of crap, no sense of humor, and whose jokes are not funny, cannot be brought out for commercial performances and should continue to hone his skills in small theaters. But Jin Henan's grandfather had once done a favor to Mr. Guo, so he was brought here by Mr. Guo. If the funny man is boring, then the supporting man has to rely on him. By messing up the jokes and almost knocking the funny man off the stage, the audience will have a new feeling of bullying the funny man together with the supporting actor, thus achieving the effect of 1+1>2. Qi Long rushed over, and not long after he changed into his gown, the performance was about to begin. The host walked to the front of the stage, holding up the microphone: "Now please enjoy the crosstalk, "On Praise and Laughter", performed by: Jin Henan, Qi Long!" The audience gave sparse applause in an encouraging manner. There's no way. Everyone comes here mainly to see Guo Degang and his apprentice Yue Yunpeng who became popular this year. They don't know the other actors. As Jin Henan and Qi Long appeared on the stage, many viewers couldn't help but look at the handsome Qi Long. I'm not crazy about him, I'm just curious about who he is. I've never heard of him. Has Deyun Society already accepted the Dragon Class? "Thank you everyone, thank you, thank you, thank you for your warm applause!" Jin Henan's arms were shaking under his gown due to nervousness. It was such a big stage, and the person standing next to him was not his original partner, so naturally he felt unsure. Qi Long, who was cleaning the table, immediately turned around and questioned Jin Henan: "Is this enthusiasm?" There was a slight laugh from below, and then everyone applauded together. This time the applause was obviously much louder than the encouraging applause just now. It is very important for actors to receive feedback from the audience on the stage. If the place is going well, then everything will be fun. On the contrary, if it is going badly, then nothing will make the audience happy. If crosstalk is not funny, then it is too funny This little trick of asking for applause relieved Jin Henan's nervousness a lot. He continued to introduce himself. He first said his name, then pointed at Qi Long: "Let me introduce you to this person, Zhu Qilong!" Jin Henan's subconscious muscle reaction made him say his partner's last name. Qi Long immediately took this mistake as a burden and turned it over: "Hey, Zhu Qilong, is this decent? To partner with you, I have to have the surname Zhu? My surname is Qi, Qi Longzhu!" After he finished speaking righteously, the audience burst into laughter. Dragon Ball? Hearing the laughter of the audience, Qi Long looked at the audience in astonishment, and then he reacted and said hurriedly: "Bah, it's not about Zhu, my name is Qi Long!" "Yes, yes, Qi Long, when you hear his name, I'm sure you all know that he is a student of the Long class in our Deyun Society, Yunhe Jiuxiao, Longteng Xihai!" Jin Henan quickly took over. Uncle Master is really steady, he caught up with me right away after I made a slip of the tongue! "Hey, nonsense!" Qi Long pulled Jin Henan and said, "Even if I am from the Dragon Department, I still have to have a three-character name. What's the point of my name being Qi Long?" As he said this, he made a circle with his hands on the table to remind Jin Henan.
The hands were on the table and could not be seen by the audience because of the height of the stage. Jin Henan was also smart, and immediately said with a matter-of-fact expression: "Qi Longzhu!" The audience suddenly burst into laughter. This time, the slip of the tongue immediately turned into a planned little joke, which was flipped back and forth. Yue Yunpeng, who was also listening in the background, asked Guo Degang curiously: "Master, are they really doing this impromptu? Why do I feel like there is a text?" "It's just a few minutes, how can it be so detailed and correct? Listen carefully, my junior brother is chased by the ancestors and fed by the ancestors. This is nothing. You should learn it well and see how your uncle performs crosstalk properly!" On the stage, Qi Long interrupted Jin Henan's words: "Pay attention, I am your uncle, I call you Master, and I call that little black fat guy Brother, the one with the character De!" The crosstalk characters in this world are different from another crosstalk character generation on the BLBL software. Qi Long and Guo Degang's generation use the character "德". With the word "little black fat man", the audience below laughed again. "Then why didn't you change your name?" "I'm a bad person!" Qi Long spread his hands and said as a matter of course. The audience burst into laughter. It was the first time they heard someone speak of being immoral so confidently. (End of this chapter)
