Chapter 821: Chapter 780: Ferocious Lolita
There were plenty of blacksmith shops in Chang’an City, but most of them mainly produced farming tools like sickles, hoes, and grass forks, or everyday tools like kitchen knives and axes.
Although players could learn the blacksmith side profession from these shops, the blueprints they could obtain were quite basic and couldn’t forge proper weapons.
—Unless the player was willing to use kitchen knives, sickles, or grass forks as weapons.
Despite the grass fork being pretty strong and particularly effective against a certain female sorcerer pile driver, there probably weren’t many players willing to use it as their primary weapon…probably.
If one wanted to learn how to forge proper swords or commission the forging of proper swords, they would have to find a high-level blacksmith.
However, there weren’t many of these blacksmiths.
The more troublesome thing was that there were no obvious signs on these shops from the outside, so players had to go in and ask for themselves.
But Fracture of the Right Toe Bone was lucky, as he entered a special blacksmith’s shop.
The shop owner was communicating with his assistant about receiving supplies— a shipment of iron materials had just arrived and needed to be moved to the warehouse in the backyard.
So, Fracture of the Right Toe Bone, along with his teammates Fracture of the Left Toe Bone, Fracture of the Left Finger Bone, and Fracture of the Right Finger Bone, entered the shop together.
—These three teammates changed their names just for fun after seeing his interesting name.
The shop was small, but the items it sold were quite varied, with all sorts of common ironware available.
There were also swords, but they looked pretty ordinary and probably weren’t high-level weapons.
There wasn’t even an assistant in the shop, just the boss lady and a little girl about seven or eight years old, likely her family.
“Are you here to buy something?” The little girl, acting like a grown-up, took the initiative to come over and serve the team.
“Yes, yes.”
“What do you need? My daddy is great, and everything he makes is very useful! Even if the shop doesn’t have what you want, Daddy can make it!” The little girl was lively and admired her daddy very much.
“We’ll take a look first, a quick look first.”
Fracture of the Right Toe Bone leaned in close to Fracture of the Left Toe Bone and whispered, “Are we really going to kidnap such a cute little girl? I feel like my conscience is hurting a bit.”
“We’re not doing anything to her, just borrowing her daddy’s skills. When we have money later, we can come back and compensate them.”
“Right, right.” Fracture of the Left Finger Bone also chimed in, “We’re not asking for their stuff for free, this is an investment in our Angel Round! We’re such a high-quality investment target, if we miss this village, we won’t have this shop.”
“Big brother, second and third brother are right!” Fracture of the Right Finger Bone nodded in agreement.
“Alright then…” Fracture of the Right Toe Bone nodded in agreement, “Let’s do it.”
Two of them closed in on the little lolita, while the other two approached the young boss lady, ready to make their move.
Fracture of the Right Toe Bone approached the little girl, feeling guilty, and said, “I’m sorry.”
“?”
Just as a question mark appeared above the little girl’s head, Fracture of the Right Toe Bone suddenly grabbed her waist with one hand and covered her mouth with the other, intending to hold her hostage.
His two teammates also grabbed a sickle from the wall and raised it to put it against the boss lady’s throat.
Worried that his teammates might accidentally hurt the boss lady, Fracture of the Right Toe Bone looked over, but the next moment, he felt a small hand gripping his wrist.
“?”
He lowered his head to see that the little girl showed no panic at all. Instead, she sidestepped, grabbed his wrist with one hand and his armpit with the other, and forcefully kicked his ankle with her little foot.
Fracture of the Right Toe Bone lost his balance in an instant, and was about to fall.
However, the little girl twisted her waist, turned around, and shouted, “Hei!”
The next moment, he suddenly felt light on his feet as the world turned upside down, and his whole body soared into the air. Then—
“Bang!”
His lower back smashed into a sturdy wooden stool, and his entire back slammed into the bluestone floor.
He was instantly dumbfounded.
“What the hell?”
“I was just thrown over the shoulder by a little lolita?”
It wasn’t over yet. The little lolita stepped on his chest with one foot and lifted a stool leg with the other hand, aiming to strike his head!
“Wait!” Fracture of the Right Toe Bone panicked, raising one hand to protect his head while the other hand tried to pull the little girl’s foot off.
In the chaos, he accidentally grabbed the little girl’s foot in his hand.
The wooden stool leg, originally aimed at the arm, suddenly stopped.
Right Foot Fracture was taken aback, put down his left arm, and looked at the little girl who was holding the stool leg and also frozen in place. His right hand subconsciously pinched again.
The little girl threw away the stool leg.
Regaining his composure, Right Foot Fracture quickly let go and said, “It’s all a misunderstanding! Please let me explain…”
But the little girl flicked her hand around her waist, and a shiny Soft Sword was drawn from her belt. With a “swish,” the light flashed in front of his eyes.
“What a fast sword!”
Right Foot Fracture only saw the light and didn’t see the sword at all.
A second later, he realized: he was already dead.
His consciousness left his body, which then turned into a stream of light and scattered away.
The two “Finger Bone Fractures” who went to kidnap the Boss lady had already been lying on the floor with blood gushing from their chests. The Boss lady threw the Short Knife in her hand, piercing the last living person’s back.
Having finished his work, the Boss entered the room just in time to see the scene inside.
The last thing Right Foot Fracture saw was the Boss’s calm face as he closed the shop door.
…
Respawn Point.
“What happened?” asked Left Hand.
“The Boss lady is an expert,” answered Right Hand.
“So is the little girl,” added Left Foot.
Right Foot What’s Your Problem was still stunned.
“What are you thinking about? Feeling down? Don’t worry, that whole family isn’t normal, probably all elite templates. When our levels get higher, you can bully them back,” said one of the teammates.
“Shoulder throw an 8-year-old little girl? That’s ruthless, don’t you think?”
“What, would you rather shoulder throw her mom in front of her?”
“When the Boss lady was chopping people, her temperament was so good! Felt like she was a completely different person,” Right Hand paused for a moment and surprisingly asked, “Can you get a wife in this game?”
“??”
“Right Foot, what have you been thinking about for so long without a word?”
What’s Your Problem blurted out, “That little girl is so cute, can I take her home and raise her?”
“??!”
“??!”
“??!”
All three teammates were shocked.
Left Foot was the first to pour cold water, “Stop dreaming, the Make-A-Wish event is already over.”
Following closely, Left Hand said, “Besides, the intimacy between you two is already negative.”
Finally, Right Hand added, “The next time you meet, she’ll probably kill you without a second thought.”
“Let’s go, let’s switch to another shop. We were just unlucky to step on a hidden jackpot. Changing shops will be fine,” said one of the teammates.
The three of them got up.
But What’s Your Problem didn’t get up and even changed his name back to [What’s Your Problem].
“You guys go ahead, I’m not going.”
“??” Left Foot was puzzled, “What are you going to do?”
“Apply for a blacksmith apprenticeship!” What’s Your Problem was determined.
“Damn, you’re not What’s Your Problem, you really have a problem!”
The teammates were shocked by his train of thought, but What’s Your Problem really went off without any hesitation.
Leaving his teammates standing there, confused expressions on all three faces.