Chapter 739: Chapter 700: Are They Donkeys?
The Nudist Beach has been updated.
Lincoln didn’t go to the company, but he still went to work as usual.
At 2:00 sharp, he logged into the virtual office and fixed the rules for the Nudist Beach.
The rules were not complicated, they just needed to allow players to remove all of their clothes in this area. However, the involved permissions were very high, so Lincoln had to personally authorize them.
After the authorization, they discussed the rationality of the rules for half a day, and after being sure there were no issues, they updated it online.
Considering the content was sensitive after all, there wasn’t a special announcement, nor were players notified in the game. Only a reply was left in that petition thread.
But Yi’s viewers had been closely following this matter and noticed Cloud Dream’s reply in time, giving a conspicuous message to notify Yi.
Just like Yelang would notify Yi of good news, Yi also thought of his good brother Yelang upon learning about the outrageous “Nudist Beach” in the virtual world, which made him extremely curious.
But he was a decent person, how could he ever blurt that out?
Even if he was really curious, he would sneak in there after the broadcast, so who would go there openly and justly?
So, facing Yi’s invitation, Yelang firmly refused.
Yi invited again.
Yelang politely refused once more.
Yi invited a third time.
Yelang refused a third time.
In the end, Yi couldn’t help but say: “If you accompany me to Nudist Beach, I’ll accompany you to that dance.”
Yelang: “Deal!!!”
And so, the two of them went back to their virtual house, re-selecting [Night City·Beach Amusement Park] to login.
[Nudist Beach] did not appear directly in the login options, but Yi was not surprised by this—after all, the login point for Dinosaur Island was also opened after logging in first.
Beach Amusement Park, as a newly opened area, was bustling.
At this time, the entire northern hemisphere was in winter, cold and windy. For ordinary people, the main outdoor activity was commuting to work.
Against this backdrop, a well-crafted beach amusement park that was always in the summer season, offering everything you could imagine, was indeed precious beyond words.
Children building sandcastles, young men and women playing beach volleyball, lazily sunbathing blonde beauties, crowds swimming in the sea, and surfers in the distance riding never-ending waves…
Looking further into the beach, all kinds of water entertainment facilities: magic bowls, wave pools, water slides, bumper boats, water rapids ride, vertical drop, watercraft, water scooters… countless facilities were running at full capacity.
Equipment sounds, splashing sounds, noise, and laughter filled the air.
The entire Beach Amusement Park covered a staggering area, and tourists filled every corner. It was incredibly lively.
As soon as Yelang logged in, he didn’t pay attention to the swimsuit-clad beauties all around, but instead stared at the dozen or so “Human Cannons” non-stop.
Visitors had to crawl into the barrel themselves, wait a few seconds, and then be shot out by the cannon. After flying in a parabolic arc for about 40 to 50 meters, they would then free fall into the water.
Such a thing was rarely seen in reality, and if it did exist, it would only fly two or three meters at most; any further could pose a safety risk.
Only in the virtual world could you fly so insanely far.
Yelang’s face was full of “want to play.”
But Yi ruthlessly dragged him away, drove a two-person beach scooter, quickly left the bustling crowd behind, and sped towards the distance.
*
15 minutes later, after full-speed travel, Yi and Yelang bypassed a cape and arrived in front of a giant cliff.
At the base of this smooth, steep cliff, there was a crack as wide as two people. The bright sunlight shone in from the opposite side, making it difficult to see what was there.
However, a long brown-haired figure passed through the crack and disappeared from their view, which confirmed for them that they hadn’t made a mistake.
The two approached the crack, ready to pass through it.
But as soon as they stepped in, a system prompt popped up—
‘You are entering a special area. This area will freeze all audio and video recording functions such as recording, video, live streaming, and more.’
‘Upon entering this area, all clothing will be automatically removed. Please consider carefully.’
——
Seeing this prompt, both of them simultaneously stopped.
The first one was acceptable since they had anticipated it.
But the second one…
Yelang instantly regretted: “You told me we would enter the Nudist Beach together, but you didn’t say I had to take off my clothes too!”
Yi also felt a little discouraged.
In reality, weren’t there indecent people who wore clothes to a nudist beach?
Even worse were those who secretly took pictures.
He came here to join in the fun, planning to be an indecent person for a while, acclimating to the atmosphere. When it no longer felt awkward, he would then consider taking off his clothes to fit in.
But he didn’t expect to be forced to strip just by entering!
“I didn’t know either! Those fake fans didn’t tell me!” Yi complained.
The fans in the live broadcast room burst into laughter:
“Hahaha, we don’t know either!”
“Exactly, we are still at work, just saw the message and wanted to notify you, waiting for you to scout it out.”
“You can’t catch a wolf without sacrificing a child, so just sacrifice yourself.”
“Relax, no one will be interested in your figure.”
“After you go in and have a look, be sure to come back and report, and I’ll reward you with a rocket!”
…
Encouraged and egged on by his viewers, Yi gritted his teeth and took a bold step into the sunlit passage.
—Of course, he didn’t forget to drag Yelang with him, who was having second thoughts.
The passage was short, and they walked out in four or five steps. During the process, their clothes turned into particles of light and scattered into the sunlight until they were completely naked.
Thus, after stepping out of the passage, they became two naked men holding hands.
The real view of the nudist beach came into their sight, which was—
A dense crowd of men, a dense amount of men’s buttocks, and many…
“Ah! My eyes!!!”
Yi screamed and quickly covered his eyes.
He felt like he was going to get a stye!!
Yelang, on the other hand, was better off. At first, when Yi dragged him over, he was so panicked that he didn’t prepare himself mentally.
But when he saw that there were only men, he no longer felt panicked.
He patted the howling Yi and said, “I feel uncomfortable all over. Do you want to continue walking inside?”
After taking a few deep breaths, Yi opened his eyes again and looked around, finally accepting the fact that there were only men on this beach.
But he didn’t understand, “Why are there only men? Is there such a big gender gap among naturists?”
“Or is it because this area just opened, and the system’s matching feature is still being adjusted?”
“Or is it simply bad luck, and we ended up in a mirror image with only men?”
Yi couldn’t figure it out.
Moreover… he took another look at these foreigners.
“They’re so huge…” Yi remarked unconsciously. “Are they all mules?”
A nearby brown-haired man turned his head, as if hearing Yi’s words, and looked a bit angry.
Yelang stopped Yi from rambling: “Enough, be careful what you say or else you might be harmed.”
“About the male-to-female ratio…do you think it’s possible that Cloud Dream set up two nudist beaches and separated male and female users?”
“What?” Yi looked thunderstruck.
“Forget it, I’m leaving. Have fun.”
“No, no, let’s go together!” Yi pleaded.
After all, he is not a real naturist. He feels uncomfortable being naked in public, especially being watched by a group of naked muscle men.
On the way back, their clothes reassembled in the sunlight and returned to their bodies.
It seemed that nothing had changed after the trip.
However, Yi’s mood had plummeted from excitement and anticipation to rock bottom.
Why did it turn out like this?
The long-awaited wish of the Pants-Off Party had finally come true, and there was even the unexpected surprise of a Nudist Beach.
Two happy events should have made him feel like he was in a dream of happiness and joy…
But why did it turn out like this?
Yi felt bitter in his heart.
Unfortunately, the viewers kept asking excitedly:
“How was it? Was it very awkward?”
“Are there many beauties? Or just a bunch of Western grannies?”
“Congratulations on taking the key step in life! One less item on the life bucket list!”
“Have you realized the harmony between life and nature?”
…
In both live broadcast rooms, the viewers who had expected a long blackout period couldn’t help but fuel their burning curiosity, asking countless questions.
Yi and Yelang looked at these questions, having so much to say but not knowing where to start.
After some hesitation, Yelang chose to tell the truth: “I feel…it’s a bit like a bath house…”
Yi, on the other hand, suddenly snapped and interrupted Yelang.
He saw him give a thumbs up and declared earnestly, “It’s awesome, highly recommended! A must-go in your lifetime!”
“You’ll regret it for three minutes if you go, and a lifetime if you don’t!”
Yelang looked at Yi, whose face didn’t change color, completely shocked.