Chapter 511: Chapter 494: Wait! Things are not what you think!!
“Yi, be careful, someone is coming for you!”
Seeing this comment, the mining-obsessed Yi was a bit confused: “Let them come, we can mine together.”
“No, someone wants to cause trouble for you!”
“Huh?” Yi was shocked.
After talking with the fans in his live broadcast room, Yi learned that a large-scale “fan meet-up” was taking place on the surface.
Many anchors were out of luck, tracked down by their viewers who wreaked havoc everywhere they found them.
Basically, all their hard work was wiped out, and the materials they saved were completely plundered.
In Camille Victoria’s case, it might not be that the “terrorists” deliberately wanted to hurt people, but that they really didn’t want to spare lives.
Many male anchors were ruthlessly killed on the spot, their respawn beds taken away, and they returned to the original respawn point naked.
Everything was reset.
“Is it really that scary?”
Yi looked at his backpack – he hadn’t found a single piece of gold after so long, and his restless heart started to get eager.
“What if I pretend to be a fan and give Yelang a ‘fan meet-up’?”
As expected, a big row of question marks popped up in Yi’s live streaming room once he said this.
However, his viewers soon got excited:
“Sounds good!”
“No wonder it’s you! I’m in the same World as Yelang, let’s go, I’ll invite you!”
“Count me in, I’ll show you the way! I know where he is!”
“There are a thousand days to be a thief, but not a thousand days to be on guard against a thief.” Yi said his thoughts aloud while accepting fans’ invitations to another public World.
In the live broadcast room, viewers were both looking forward to it and commenting sarcastically:
“So, you just became a thief!”
“If you can’t beat them, join them. Completely reasonable.”
“Turning against them in an instant, truly the man I admire.”
On Yelang’s side, he was playing alone.
His luck was not good. He did not receive the “My World” closed beta qualification, and this was his first time playing the game.
As soon as he entered the game, he told his audience: “The usual rules, let’s do a test for everyone first and see if we can take off our pants.”
This test was usually done by Yi.
However, since Yi had participated in the confidential test and tried it in advance, no demonstration was given during this live broadcast.
So, the torch was passed to Yelang.
However, the audience was not really interested in this topic:
“You don’t even need to try; I can tell you the answer right away: No.”
“Lincoln has such a small amount of courage; there’s no way he would let you take off your pants.”
“Repeated expectations and repeated disappointments, I’m tired.”
For some enthusiastic viewers, the reason for their excitement was a bit strange: “Can you wear a dress before doing the test?”
Once this was said, the audience got excited:
“Yeah, yeah! The virtual world has everything, let’s do it all!”
“And once you put on makeup, it’s for life; how great is that!”
“Since you can’t take off everything in the virtual world, whether you have anything underneath or not doesn’t make any difference; you can entirely treat it as a real girl!”
“Great! Go change into a dress, I’ll gift you rockets!”
“Cross-dressing! Cross-dressing!”
At any time, there are always these people in Yelang’s live broadcast room. They don’t even think they are Yelang’s fans, but fans of the female version of Yelang.
These viewers even argued for a while about how to call the female version of Yelang, with names like [Yemei], [Ye Sister], [Yeyuan], [Yemom], and [Yeyezizi] all being suggested.
In the end, they had to hold a public vote.
As a result, [Xiao Yeye] emerged out of nowhere and won the most votes.
Once the voting result was announced, there were countless pictures of [Lincoln Vomiting] under the post.
Even those who had personally cast the votes…
Yelang ruthlessly rejected this suggestion, saying with righteous indignation: “What are you thinking about? Making me change clothes in front of the camera, in front of hundreds of thousands of people? How could I possibly do such a vulgar thing?”
“Shameless!”
As soon as these words were uttered, the audience in the live broadcast room was full of question marks.
However, before they could send barrage questions, they saw Yelang on screen point to the top of a small hill nearby: “Look, what’s that?”
Atop the round hill, the outline of some rooftops was faintly visible. Clearly, it was a villager settlement.
Just as everyone had a guess in their hearts, Yelang revealed the answer: “If you want to strip clothes, of course, it’s the NPCs!”
He proceeded to run straight towards the NPC village with a screen full of question marks.
What excited him more was that as soon as he arrived in the village, he found the key point: “Look, these villagers, you can tell at a glance that they’re not very clever!”
After he finished speaking, Yelang quickly took out some dirt blocks, built a wall around an uncle villager in a pumpkin field, and trapped the villager in the center, unable to move.
While doing this, Yelang explained: “In previous games, as soon as you tried to strip clothes, NPCs would run away like crazy, and you couldn’t catch them. Now, we’ll just trap them like this so they can’t escape, right?”
Suddenly, a conspicuous message popped up in the live broadcast: “So you’ve tried stripping before! Was it a male or female NPC?”
“Of course, it’s… Bah! I haven’t tried it! This is experience I’ve heard about! I have a friend who did it to test Cloud Dream’s game mechanics.” Yelang reacted quickly.
Of course, the comments didn’t believe him:
“”I have a friend””
“”Of course, it’s male””
“This friend of yours wouldn’t happen to be yourself, would it?”
Yelang pretended not to see, and after encircling the uncle with the dirt block, he stood on the block and reached out to pull the uncle’s clothes inside.
After being “optimized” by Lincoln in “My World”, the NPCs’ intelligence dramatically declined, and they didn’t even know how to struggle, just banging their heads against the wall.
After a lot of wasted effort, Yelang really managed to take off the villager’s coat.
“Hmm…” Looking at the coat in his hand, and the vest on the villager, Yelang thought for a moment.
He then bent down again and started to pull down the village uncle’s vest.
It wasn’t too difficult, and he quickly succeeded.
However, Yelang looked at the shirtless uncle, revealing a strong muscular body, wearing tight jeans, and hesitated.
Taking off the pants below might not be so easy…
He hesitated, but the audience went wild, egging him on. It was now impossible not to take them off:
“Take them off! It was your choice!”
“Boy, Uncle, (South) pumpkin field, pear tree…”
“Can’t bear to look directly, too perverted.”
Yelang was already regretful – this was clearly even more embarrassing than taking off his own clothes!
But he kept his word, gritted his teeth and jumped down, trying to take off the village uncle’s pants.
However, the wall he had built only left one space for the villager, which was already very cramped. Now that he had jumped down himself, it was completely packed.
This made every move very difficult.
Unbuckling the belt wasn’t too hard, but taking off the pants was very difficult.
Village Uncle certainly wouldn’t cooperate with him, and there wasn’t enough space to push the uncle down. The uncle kept struggling and didn’t cooperate at all.
Yelang could only try his best to bend down and pull down the uncle’s jeans’ legs.
Just then, a voice came from above his head: “What… are you doing?”
An unfamiliar female player appeared on the narrow wall, looking down at Yelang from above.
At this moment, Yelang was bent down, one hand hugging the villager uncle’s waist, the other hand gripping the uncle’s pant leg. In this position, his face inevitably pressed against the uncle’s thigh…
“Ah?”
Testing the game!
Yelang wanted to explain, but saw the girl suddenly blush: “Sorry… I heard some noises and came over to see, I didn’t expect you two were…”
“I’m so sorry! I interrupted your intimate moment! I’m leaving now! Sorry!”
The girl kept apologizing, turned around and jumped off the wall, ready to run. Suddenly, she remembered something.
She turned back, took out a dirt block, and placed it on the top of the four-cornered wall, kindly adding a ceiling to the one-space-wide private space for Yelang and Village Uncle.
After doing this, she finally breathed a sigh of relief. Her face flushed red, she jogged away from the place.
“Wait!” Yelang finally came to his senses and shouted with a loud voice: “Stop right there!!!!!”
“It’s not what you think!”
Yelang took out a pickaxe, smashed the wall and charged over, chasing the female player.
The female player saw Yelang with a “weapon” in hand, approaching furiously, and panicked. As she ran, she promised: “I won’t tell anyone! Really, I promise!”
Yelang hurried to stop, threw down the pickaxe, and shouted: “Don’t run! I’m not chasing you, really! Just give me a chance to explain! It’s not what you think!”
The female player hesitated and stopped, looking at Yelang, waiting for his explanation.
Seeing the stranger willing to listen to him, Yelang breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that his reputation could still be saved.
“I was…” Just as he started to speak, Yelang hesitated again.
What should he say? I was taking off Uncle Villager’s pants?
Or, even though I was taking off Uncle Villager’s pants, it wasn’t because I wanted to see them, but because I wanted to show them to hundreds of thousands of people?
That’s even more perverted, okay?!
“If… if I said that it was a coincidence, would you… believe me?”
The girl didn’t answer whether she believed him or not, but directly expressed her attitude with her actions-
She took off running!
“Hey, wait!” Yelang tried his best to reach out, trying to retain her, but this time the girl ran very fast and didn’t stop at all.
Watching the disappearing female player, Yelang felt hopeless: “Now even jumping into the Yellow River can’t clear my name.”
Looking at the live streaming room, no one pitied him. They all laughed non-stop: “hahahaha”:
“Seeking the psychological shadow of this female player!”
“Seeking Yelang’s psychological shadow!”
“She must be telling all her girlfriends: I met a pervert today who gets turned on by NPCs!”
“It’s not the same, maybe she thinks she witnessed unrestrained love!”
“Hahahaha…”
Feeling like there was nothing left to live for, Yelang looked at his surroundings and chose a nearby house to enter.
Without thinking, he lay down on the only bed, staring blankly at the ceiling.
“I want to die…”
Seeing Yelang looking devastated, the live-streamer community finally had a twinge of conscience and slowly stopped their barrage of hurtful comments. They tried to come up with something to comfort him.
But after all that commotion, the sun had already set, and it had gotten dark.
The night arrived.
And so-
“Creak-”
The door opened.
In the live streaming room, the audience watched as the shirtless Village Uncle pushed open the door, walked straight to the bed, and stared straight at Yelang.
Yelang on the bed turned his head and saw two large pectoral muscles shining brightly under the torchlight.
And, the village uncle’s still-open belt…