Chapter 493: Chapter 476: Is there not a single normal person?
As Wu Di embarked on his adventure in the brothel, Yelang’s game experience reached a crucial turning point
He could buy guns now!
He could get a large caliber rifle, shoot game with a single bullet, and no longer have to smell shit, doesn’t that instantly improve the game experience?
[7mm Regent King Magnum], he could not afford it, but[ .270 Hunter Rifle], how could he not afford it?
As for the polymer bullets, let’s get them!
However, just before he placed the order, a friend’s message came in
[Yi: Wanna join?]
[Hunting? Yelang replied]
[Yi: What else? Cross-dressing?]
[Yelang: Get lost! Don’t mention that! Wait a minute, I’ll come and find you once I get the gun.]
[Yi: No, don’t just buy any gun! Buy a pistol!]
[Yelang: Am I sick? Not buying a rifle but buying a pistol?]
[Yi: I’m gathering people here. Let’s get eight people and drive bouncing cars. One hand controls the steering wheel and the other shoots the gun. Rifles are not convenient! It’ll be so cool to have a rapid-fire pistol!]
[Yelang: But won’t there be not enough firepower? With our money, we can’t buy too fierce guns.]
[Yi: [.44 Cheetah Magnum Revolver], this one is enough! Eight of us, eight guns, 48 bullets, what can’t we take down?!]
Normal people would definitely not do this kind of thing. Under such “dense firepower,” the integrity of the spoils of war is greatly damaged, and the value is greatly reduced. It might not even be enough to exchange for bullets.
But Yelang had not a second of hesitation
[Yelang: Great idea! Let’s do it!]
“Purchase[.44 Cheetah Magnum Revolver]” Confirm!
“You are entering your friend’s world.”
In less than ten minutes, Yi had assembled a team. A group of eight people arrived at the South African Savannah [Uerhoga], driving wildly on the vast grasslands.
Under the nearly anti-gravity ultimate shock absorption effect, not to mention the unevenness of the ground, even the large and small rubble cannot hinder the rapid progress of the all-terrain vehicles.
As Yi was driving, he looked in surprise at one of his buddies: “Why are you only wearing swimming trunks?!”
“What’s wrong?” The buddy didn’t understand. “Who says we can’t wear swimming trunks for hunting?”
“It’s not that …” Yi asked strangely, “The question is, how did you come wearing this?”
“I was swimming in the wild with some friends in the Lake District. You happened to call me, so I came straight here. I’m dedicated, right?”
“Swimming in the wild… Is that a thing?”
“Absolutely! It’s fantastic! Highly recommended!”
The buddy got excited: “I especially like swimming and bathing in the animals’ watering areas. Just think about it, the endless wilderness, the vast sky, and you enjoying bathing in the embrace of heaven and earth, and while bathing, various animals come by the lake to drink water. It’s so ecologically friendly! Such a great vibe!”
You have an exhibitionism fetish, right?
No, you have a voyeuristic fetish, right?
Watching animals drink your bathwater gives you a thrill, doesn’t it?
Yi struggled to control his urge to make snarky remarks so as not to get a warning from Super Administrator in the live broadcast room …
“Let’s head to the watering area, go go go!”
Listening to their conversation, Yelang also developed the same urge to make snarky remarks as Yi.
By the way, there was also the snarky remark about Yi himself: Why are you surrounded by weirdos?
As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together, which means Yi is also a weirdo, right? And he still wants to laugh at others?
As Yelang was secretly making snarky remarks in his mind, a car approached quickly.
A guy got close and asked to be friends with him, and he accepted.
Then the private chat sounded, and the guy asked him in as low a voice as possible: “Will you live-stream cross-dressing again?”
“???” Three question marks popped up in Yelang’s head.
“I don’t mean any harm, just want to ask, can you teach me? I don’t look good no matter how I dress up…”
“Pfft- Cough cough cough!” Yelang coughed continuously – there’s another cross-dressing master!
Yi, how come you always make friends with weirdos!!!
Yelang couldn’t help but turn his head and look at this hidden cross-dressing master, but before he had time to look carefully, suddenly his entire body was thrown into the air!
He didn’t see the rock on the ground and flipped the car!
“Ah!!” He, along with the car, spun 720 degrees in the air, separated from the vehicle, and smashed hard into the ground and another car.
And so the car accident happened.
“Bang! Pop! Clatter
Originally a long downhill section, two out-of-control all-terrain vehicles rolled down, carrying smoke, dust, and shattered rocks clattering down, involving two other cars.
When everything subsided, four all-terrain vehicles were damaged, and two players were killed.
The scene was a complete mess.
Yi, who was leading the way at the front, turned his head to look at it all, dumbfounded
“Are you taking care of me like this? Afraid that my live-stream would be boring, and sending me show effects on purpose?”
In Yi and Yelang’s live broadcast rooms, the audience burst into laughter.
The situation in Yi’s live broadcast room was not too bad; everyone was just making fun of their teammates
“They can roll the car on this broken road and even have a rear-end collision!”
But in Yelang’s live broadcast room, everyone clearly saw the whole process of the accident, and it could not be clearer. They were laughing so hard they could split:
“I declare: Yelang is the Cross-dressing Emperor! Who agrees? Who disagrees?!”
“I disagree! Yelang is obviously the Cross-dressing Empress!”
“Excuse me: What’s the difference between this Empress and the Drag Queen Empress?”
“True· Fan Meeting hahahaha.”
“I wanna ask too, when will Anchor live-stream cross-dressing again? I’ve been waiting for ten thousand years!”
“I just want to ask, when will there be a cross-dressing club? I want to join, haha!”
Yelang pretends not to see the comments and quietly logs off and re-logs into the game, refreshing his all-terrain vehicle and rejoining his team.
The watering area is a popular spot.
Super Tomato squats not far from the watering area, patiently waiting for prey to come for a drink.
But he waits and waits, and no animals come to drink water.
The live-streamer community suggests he change spots and not waste his time.
But Super Tomato’s determination is firm: “This is not reality, it’s a virtual world. So whether or not animals will appear is not a certainty, but a probabilistic event.”
“Since it’s a probabilistic event, it means there are two options: [animals appear] and [animals don’t appear], just like the two sides of a coin. Though I don’t know the game mechanics yet, I don’t know how many minutes the coin is tossed. But one thing is certain – as long as the coin tosses are numerous enough, the [animals appear] side will eventually show up!”
“So as long as you wait patiently, the prey will inevitably appear!”
“Believe in science, my friend!”
With that, Super Tomato began his wait.
Two hours later, the sky in the game world gradually darkened.
Dusk surrounds him, and the wilderness plunges into darkness.
Super Tomato’s confident expression finally falters-
“What’s going on?!”
“This doesn’t make any sense!”
“Or is it… I’ve overlooked something?”
The comments are filled with laughter:
“Accept your fate, hahaha!”
“What science? Ever since I met the Goddess of Luck, I’ve given up on finding science in the virtual world!”
“Join the Church of the Goddess of Luck!”
“I’ve suggested several times to kick probability out of the scientific field; it’s not scientific at all!”
“What should I do now?” Super Tomato has a headache, “I don’t even have night vision goggles!”
But Super Tomato is a resourceful person.
With a blink of an eye, he decides to adopt a hedging strategy-
First, he opens the panel, finds Camille Victoria’s live broadcast room, confirms that Camille Victoria and Shuihua are playing together, and the two are also squatting in an animal drinking area waiting for prey to appear.
– Xiaomei, with her gentle temperament, is not too interested in hunting, even in the virtual world, so she didn’t join this time.
Super Tomato quickly searches the friends list, finds Camille Victoria, and sends her a message: “I need help! Can I join your world and play with you for a while?”
Camille Victoria receives the message, asks Shuihua for her opinion, and after Shuihua casually agrees, replies to Super Tomato: “Come on.”
An invitation is sent.
As soon as Super Tomato accepts the invitation, there is a noticeable distortion of space around him, blurring the outside scenery, and then the distortion is quickly erased.
When the change finally subsides, he finds himself not far from Camille Victoria and Shuihua.
In their world, it is still just dusk.
Super Tomato walks up to them, waving his hand at them, “You guys…”
Before he could finish saying “hello”, Shuihua suddenly exclaims, “Ah! Look!”
Camille Victoria raises her eyes and immediately pulls Super Tomato down by his arm.
Super Tomato looks up and sees-
Not far away, two deer emerge from the woods, side by side, approaching the lakeside to drink water.
If it were just two deer, it wouldn’t be worth such a fuss; what really astonishes Shuihua is-
One of the deer is pure white like snow!
In the twilight, it looks like a glowing elf! Breathtakingly beautiful!
It contrasted sharply with the usual brown-furred white-tailed deer beside it.
All three of them are immersed in this rare beauty, and for a moment, the whole world seems to quiet down.
Even the audience in the live broadcast room feels incredibly lucky, and the screen is filled with exclamation and wishful comments.
It takes a while for Super Tomato to snap out of it and guess, “Is this… an albino animal?”
Camille Victoria and Shuihua nod in agreement.
“This must be, super rare, right?” Super Tomato is incredulous, “No one has seen an albino animal in the whole week of testing.”
As he speaks, Super Tomato can’t help but look at Shuihua, his face full of disbelief.
He has been waiting for 2 hours, from day to night, and hasn’t even seen animal fur… no, not even animal poop. //
Then he comes here, sees Shuihua, and barely says two words before witnessing a super rare albino animal that no one has ever seen?!
Is this reasonable?
This is NOT reasonable!
While Super Tomato is still in shock, Camille Victoria suddenly speaks up, “Do you think if we kill this rare albino animal, we’ll get a special achievement?”
“???” Super Tomato’s eyes, full of question marks, leave Shuihua and turn to Camille Victoria.
What’s wrong with you guys?
Am I the only normal one here?
Aren’t you supposed to say, “This albino deer is so beautiful, how can we kill it?” and then stop me from shooting?
Instead, you sound even more eager than I am?!