Chapter 359: Chapter 353: Stop arguing, she’s everyone’s wife! _2
Translator: 549690339
“Assassins’ Alliance” starts with waking up in bed, but with a girlfriend by your side!
Look at this spacious double bed and the luxurious bedroom. Compared to the narrow and cramped rental house in “Assassins’ Alliance,” this is a luxurious upgraded version of a game opening!
With such a analogy, could it be…
“In Night City, do I have an ultra-upgraded girlfriend?” Ye Lang seemed a bit surprised.
He looked at the bed with only himself in it, touched the quilt next to him, and even lifted it to take a look.
After making sure that there was no beautiful woman under the quilt, he still couldn’t let it go.
He strained his ears to listen but found the house was quiet, and no sound could be heard.
There was no sound of a beautiful woman taking a bath.
As he got out of bed, he said to his viewers, “I don’t even know where the bathroom is.”
He still held a glimmer of hope—what if the bathroom was far away and the soundproofing was good?
Ye Lang didn’t pay attention to the comments in the live broadcast room and immediately got up to find the bathroom.
Of course, he didn’t notice that the audience in the live broadcast room had already collectively exploded!
“What the hell?! John Wick?!!”
“The protagonist is fucking John Wick?!”
“So, in the metropolis before, it was ‘me’ who killed ‘me’???”
“And last time, I attended my own wedding??”
“Is the beautiful Helen my wife?!”
“This is amazing!”
“Yeah! I bet with you guys! Helen must be a good woman! Absolutely loyal! Not like the bad women in ‘Assassins’ Alliance’!”
“Buy the game! Who can resist sleeping with such a wife?! I’ll place an order now, okay?”
“Buy it! Lincoln finally became a decent person!”
“Wait, wait, wait! Remember the bet that the anchor made?”
“Hahaha! I can see a tragedy unfolding!”
In the game, Ye Lang quickly found the bathroom.
But he was disappointed to find: the bathroom was empty, and his girlfriend was not there either.
When he turned on the light in the bathroom and glanced at the mirror in front of the washstand, Ye Lang quickly decided to leave and see if his girlfriend was sleeping in the second bedroom.
But at the moment of turning, he suddenly realized something and froze in place.
Then, he carefully used the corner of his eye to look at the mirror, only to see—
A long-haired man with a full beard, from the side face.
Ye Lang paused for a moment, then rigidly turned his neck to face the mirror.
So, he finally saw a complete face, which was—John Wick’s face!
In the mirror, John Wick had his mouth wide open, looking stunned.
That was Ye Lang’s own expression, his brain went completely blank.
It took him a while to find his voice: “Fuck!”
“How could this happen??”
“Fuck my life… I thought I had this in the bag! I almost added a side bet to go swimming in the dead sea, thank fuck I didn’t go crazy!”
“My fucking… I… I… fuck!”
Ye Lang didn’t know how to express the mixed emotions in his heart. In the end, he summed it up in one sentence
“Fuck!”
It’s not because he wanted to swear, but only swear words could fully express his feelings at this moment.
Not only was social death inevitable, but the 1,000-plus rockets’ worth of bets that he had taken as granted also disappeared.
The viewers in the live streaming room found out about his identity the moment he opened his eyes.
But apart from the initial surprise, everyone tacitly agreed not to mention it again, waiting for Ye Lang to discover it himself and then see his reaction.
Now, seeing Ye Lang’s dramatic change of expression, they were all satisfied:
“Hahaha! Man up, one spit, one nail, go and wear it!”
“Don’t be sad! Although you lost the bet, I’ll still give you the rockets, but not until you’re cross-dressed.”
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“Full set of equipment, awesome!”
Ye Lang quickly called to stop.
“Stop, stop, stop! Please, no more! If you continue, I’ll lose my live broadcast room!”
He was genuinely worried: “You guys are throwing out so many sensitive keywords, you want my live broadcast room to be shut down by the super administrator? Is it necessary?”
The viewer who sent the product link felt wronged: “How can you blame me? The keywords for the product link are these! If you find it vulgar, it’s not my problem, it’s the platform and the seller’s problem! They sell it publicly, can’t I send it?”
“Ah… this…” Ye Lang was at a loss for words. “Anyway, no more… I saw it…”
But as soon as the words came out, he regretted it.
Now there was no way to pretend he hadn’t seen it…
Ye Lang thought about it and decided to divert everyone’s attention first—
“The bad news is: I lost the bet, but the good news is, Helen is my wife now!”
“I have no hobbies in life, just loving a good wife.”
“The only problem is… where is my wife? She’s not in bed early in the morning, but instead missing?”
As he spoke, he had arrived in the living room. The sky had not become brighter, but it had started to drizzle.
Ye Lang, along with the audience, admired the photo on the table and said, “No matter what the task is, let’s go find my wife first.”
The comments immediately echoed: “Find, find, find, and see what my wife is up to!”
“Is that your wife? That’s my wife!”
“It’s obviously my wife!”
“Stop arguing! She’s everyone’s wife!”
Ye Lang found it a headache.
But fortunately, the main mission finally had some movement, and the first task popped up.
And the name and content of the task were in line with Ye Lang’s and the audience’s thoughts—
Task name: “Helen”
Task goal: Follow the guide and find Helen.
“My wife went out?” Ye Lang looked at the weather outside, a bit puzzled, “What’s my wife doing in such terrible weather? She didn’t get kidnapped by enemies and need me to save her, did she?”
Ye Lang was a little anxious, but still followed the task’s prompt, put on neat suit and leather shoes, took an umbrella, and drove out of the garage.
Following the guide, he went to find Helen.
At this point, neither Ye Lang nor the audience noticed the approaching danger.
Nor did they know what was waiting for them…