"How do i get erotic points, Nancy?" Clark asked after he got over the surprise of his unique system in tow. It was time to get to know his fresh system much better.
"You can earn them by doing... lascivious acts, host." Nancy supplied with an awkward pause in the middle. It was clear that she was also finding humor in our good gamer's situation.
"Lascivious acts, huh? Indeed. This journey will be more interesting than the ones that have come before them." Clark could only shake his head at this time.
It seemed like both the cheats inside his soul were prone to pranks at his expense.
"Is the nearest human settlement called Shimmerwood, Nancy?" Clark continued to pry for information.
"Affirmative, host." Nancy answered promptly.
"Does the town have supermen, cultivators, evolved individuals or the like?" Our bored gamer asked once more.
"Negative, host. Shimmerwood belongs to one of the desolate regions of this world." Nancy replied.
"I see. That would make things much easier for me then." Clark nodded as he rubbed the dirty long white beard on his chin.
It was too simple a thing to dominate this kind of environment where he was with his peers untrained mortals.
"Give me some directions towards Shimmerwood Town, Nancy." Our bored gamer said. There was no doubt in his mind that he was going to get lots of women on this trip.
This was an almost inevitable outcome since getting this kind of cheat in this world.
"Affirmative, host." Nancy complied and a green arrow materialized in place which aptly hinted an obvious direction on where our good gamer was to go.
"I walk a lonely road." Clark sighed and began marching back towards civilization.
It would be too easy to say that the previous crazy owner of this body loved to be alone and discarded dealings with his fellow men at this point.
He had lived the life of a hermit but that would have to change after the advent of our avid gamer.
Thirty minutes passed and Clark could see a sizable town in the distance.
Judging from the intricate designs of the residences and buildings in the town, he could already conclude that this was another xianxia world to conquer.
"Hmmm... It seems like I will be meeting several fairies and goddesses soon enough." Clark smiled at the thought.
After that, he spoke no more and continued walking slowly towards his goal.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!" A booming voice called the attention of our bored gamer. This was of course one of the town guards who were roving on the outskirts of the place.
The town had no high walls around it whatsoever which spoke volumes on the residents therein.
In all likelihood, it appeared that this little town was enjoying the perks of peace and prosperity in this desolate land.
This was certainly rare in other places which was endlessly beset by dangers both coming from men and beast alike.
"What seems to be the problem, boy?" Our bored gamer asked with a raised brow towards the one who called him into place.
It was quite funny to see that Clark has said these words to an equally older man like he was.
Nevertheless, he stood there like he was the king of the world and was frowning upon a mere mortal soul such as these pair of town guards in his front.
One was old while the other was a young man.
"..." The guard who stopped our good gamer was frozen in place and was not even allowed to speak a word in reply. He was the old guy and his instincts were screaming at him at this time.
He saw an illusion of majesty and dominance that shrouded on the body of this nameless wanderer man.
The poor guard shook his head and the grand vision disappeared. What affronted his senses was a thin man in torn clothing who smelled like horse shit and more.
"What's wrong, Fan Hu?" The second guard said after five breaths had elapsed. In his opinion, they would be better to drive this homeless man away from the town as soon as possible.
Alas, this has shown the impulse of youth in this second guard.
"Get out of here, old man. You stink like fuck!" The younger guard ridiculed our bored gamer directly. In retrospect, this must be the reason why he would lose his head in the process.
"A rapist. A child molester. A thief. And most importantly, a murderer. You have quite the long list of crimes for one so young, boy."
Our avid gamer said in a grave voice as he was notified by the red tag above the head of the young guard. At first glance, the man was absolutely just in his mid 20s and not more.
It can be seen in this fact alone that this humble town could still not escape the scum of society. Maggots like this young guard were present everywhere.
"What rubbish are you spouting, old man?! Run away or die!" The young guard was visibly enraged and made the last mistake in his young life.
"SHHHHIINNNGGG!" He drew his sword from its scabbard and the sharp metal glinted in the morning sun. After that, the young guard pointed the sword towards our bored gamer.
"Interesting. You are brave with a weapon in hand. Let us see then if that advantage would afford you much today. Come at me, boy!"
Clark taunted and it has indeed given him the effect that he wanted.
"If that is what you want then let me send you to hell, you stinking old man!" The young guard roared and charged ferociously into his death.
"Lin Ping! NOOOOOOOOO!" The wise older guard named Fan Hu shouted but it was all too late for the count. The short engagement was over in a flash.
A swift side step negated the sword's path and instead of backing down, our bored gamer has entered deeper into the fray.
He delivered a hard palm chop at the back of the young guard's head which ended the fight in just mere breaths.
"THUD!" The unconscious body of the young guard hit the dusty ground thereafter.