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Chapter 8: Fake Taoists Do Fake Things

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Chapter 8: Fake Taoists Do Fake Things

In a rather unique luxury villa, several people walked back and forth in a hurry. In the garden courtyard behind the villa, a Taoist priest in yellow robe was walking up and down, chanting some unknown incantations. In front of the yellow-robed Taoist priest is a wooden table altar, on which there are glutinous rice, rice wine, black dog blood, boy urine and other things. "Wang Daoist, it's all up to you this time." The middle-aged man dressed as a successful person said worriedly. Since my father was possessed by an evil spirit, I have visited many hospitals and tried many remedies, but nothing worked. Now, we can only place our hopes on this seemingly nonsense ritual. Psychiatric illness, I hope doing a religious ceremony can cause some psychological shock to my father and let him return to normal. In other words, in fact, he is still full of hope for the ritual now. What happened to his father these days is too weird... It makes his scalp numb and his back feel cold! Moreover, successful people like them are much more sensitive and believe in these illusory things than ordinary people. What God of Wealth, Yu Qilin, Feng Shui said they all cared about it, after all, such a family has a fortune, and there is no room for mistakes. Shopping malls are like battlefields, and the God of Wealth, Yu Qilin, feels comforted when he buys one. Daoist Wang smiled confidently, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Lord Luo, you can rest assured that you will use people's money to eliminate disasters, and you will know yourself when you are poor." As he said that, Wang Daochang frowned, pinched his fingers, looked up at the sky and said, "The day is in the middle, and the yang energy is not full... This yang energy is not right... But Is anyone else not here?"

The middle-aged man surnamed Luo turned his head to look at an old man who looked like a butler behind him and said, "Is everyone here yet?" The steward said, "Everyone is here. A young man just arrived a minute ago, but he hasn't burned incense yet." Daoist Wang took the words and said, "That's right, let him come after burning incense. Only the yang energy after burning incense can restrain the yin energy even more, so as to fill the sun." This explanation made Wang Daochang's compulsion a lot higher! It's not too early or too late, I pinched my fingers when he first came, right? I felt weird when he just came? The old man is very bad! I believe you ghost yo! How can one do a Taoist priest without eyesight and tricks? There are a few people in the backyard, but Wang Daochang has been paying attention to the changes. Even if that person arrives, he can change his routine to overpower the situation. Well, normal operation, all sit down. Here, Lin Lan, who just arrived, just said that I was here to stand for popularity... Before he finished speaking, he was dragged to an incense altar by a person before he could figure out the situation, and picked up a handful of incense in the He swam around. "Go to the backyard, it's about to start." Dizzy Lin Lan went to the backyard. What the hell are you doing? In the backyard, Wang Daochang and others saw that Lin Lan had arrived, and everyone was already there, so they started to open the altar and practice. "Everyone, the day is in the middle of the day, and the yang energy is full. We are about to start the practice." Daoist Wang glanced at the crowd, and then said, "First of all, all people born in the cloudy time, cloudy day, cloudy day, cloudy moon, and cloudy year should turn their heads away, and don't collide with the altar." Hearing this, several people turned their heads to face the wall, their faces were a little distorted... Don't get me wrong, they are not that kind of distorted, in fact, they all want to laugh, and feel uncomfortable. Don’t look weird and want to laugh at this ritual or something, jumping to the gods or something, in fact, after you really participate... I want to laugh more! What age is this, and it’s still legal affairs... Maybe these rich people have a lot of money to spare. It costs 1,000 yuan per person, which is a good deal! If it weren't for some people avoiding these things, and they only introduced them from a small range of relatives next to them, then there might be many people who come here.

Wang Daochang saw that the group of people were very cooperative, so he stepped forward, held a mahogany sword, and held a yellow talisman to perform the ceremony. Don't worry, it's not some kind of nonsense...the Taoist priests are all educated! Now even a monk must focus on graduating from a bachelor's degree! First of all, Wang Daochang chanted the Jade Emperor watch, which is a must-recite scripture of Taoism. It is essential oil, and the Jade Emperor watch can be used on any occasion. It means that I will first catch the eyes of Jade Emperor Datianzun, and let his old man's divine power shine down, which is perfect for an opening statement. The first Gongbai said, "Let's move towards the golden palace, and fly to pay homage to Yujing. The sky is full of ringing sounds, and all the steps are empty." The law is in progress... In short, this Taoist priest is a professional, at least he can get the qualification certificate! Nothing wrong old man! After singing Jade Emperor, Wang Daochang glanced into the golden basin. The golden basin is filled with water, its appearance is like a water mirror, and the water mirror is the light, which is called Jian! Those who appreciate it can make clear and turbid, and reflect all evils. Then, Wang Daochang burned the yellow talisman over the joss stick, strung it on the tip of the mahogany sword and danced, and finally stopped in one direction, a room on the second floor near the backyard! That is the room of the main character of the ceremony, Mr. Luo's family. "Taishang Laojun is as urgent as a law, pardon... pardon... pardon..." Wang Daochang didn't utter the word pardon for a long time, his whole body trembled, and he looked at the window of the room on the second floor with trembling eyes. I don't know when, there was a figure standing in the window on the second floor, which was originally empty. This person was looking at Daoist Wang with extremely cold and gloomy eyes! The wind... is blowing!

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