Chapter 25 Love Sausage "I'm a little busy lately, but I haven't delayed our fight time, right? And I made a lot of jokes about black people, do you want to listen?" Blue Eagle, who was responsible for driving to pick up Levi, immediately became interested: "Why not?" Levi cleared his throat: "Why are black people's palms white? Because when God colored them, they had their hands on police cars!" Blue Eagle gave a thumbs up, but didn't feel particularly surprised. To be honest, as the most authentic black discriminator, he has heard too many stories about black people and the police since he was a child. Levi immediately realized that he was being looked down upon. If it was a normal person like Xingguang or Firecracker, he would have just laughed it off. But he couldn't bear being looked down upon by Lan Ying, a guy with a slightly abnormal brain! He immediately went all out and shared with the other person the jokes about black people that he had seen on the Internet in his previous life. Soon the car was filled with Blue Eagle's loud laughter. The jokes in America are of very low quality. At best, they are just a few slangs or homophones. How can they be as talented as those funny people in China? In return, Blue Eagle sang Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse to Levi. Although his Chinese was terrible, it didn't matter, the series of key words he spoke were authentic enough. It's a pity that he still doesn't have the courage to sing this song in public. On the one hand, he is also the endorsement of several sports products, especially one with a basketball, and it is not convenient for him to directly mock black people.
On the other hand, in order to make as much money as possible from everyone, Walter used a lot of tricks. Including but not limited to Ezekiel's anti-gay and deep-sea marine animal protection, etc. For the sake of racial diversity and the fact that there are more than 50 million black people in the United States, it is natural to have some black superheroes. The locomotive leader, one of the current seven, is black, and Blue Eagle doesn't want to offend him. Similarly, there will be some black people in the upcoming climax party, so there is no need for him to cause trouble here. Levi didn't force him, it was just a fun way to kill time. Seeing that they had arrived at their destination, Lan Ying gradually slowed down the car. He couldn't help but said, "I can't understand why you came this time." Generally speaking, only third-rate superheroes would come here, and he could be considered a VIP here. Not only does Levi have a higher status among Super Heroes, he has also recently been heard to be promoting a CP with Starlight. Even though Levi had agreed before, he originally thought that Levi would find an excuse to refuse. Levi fiddled with the pistol he had just bought on the black market: "I'm just more interested in this place. You play your games, I'm just here to watch the fun." Lan Ying understood instantly. That’s right, this was the angel he had in mind. Of course, this is not the case in reality. Levi is trying his luck and wants to see if he can meet any superheroes with special abilities here. Through many successful replications, especially the energy infusion of firecrackers, he has gradually come to understand that many superheroes are useless in themselves, but that does not mean their superpowers are really useless. It is very likely that they simply don't have the brains, or lack energy supply, etc., which leads to extremely low efficiency in the development and utilization of super powers. But if it were me, I would most likely give new life to some superpowers that were mistakenly considered useless. Another point is that since everyone can come to participate in this special gathering, it is obviously much easier to get in close contact with them and then copy each other's superpowers than with ordinary superheroes. After getting off the car, Blue Eagle went forward and knocked on the door. The door was soon opened, but Levi and Blue Eagle did not see anyone. Instead, they saw a very special one-eyed snake. Even though he had already expected it, when he actually saw this scene, Levi couldn't help but grin. He really broadened his horizons! Code: Love Sausage Type: Physical Type Special ability 1: Mutated sausage, which can greatly increase the length, toughness, softness, etc. of the sausage. Full replication is possible, with an estimated 1 minutes of continuous exposure required. Judging from the time required for copying, this superpower is still quite interesting, but Levi still declines.
When he was communicating with female superheroes such as Firecracker and Starlight before, their many performances had fully proved his strength. He didn't need this kind of superpower at all! Lan Ying's face was also full of disgust. He was not a gay, and he would only feel disgusted when he saw this thing. Moreover, it made him feel very embarrassed in front of Levi! He immediately yelled, "Fuck you, sausage, take that thing away from you!" "Haha, let me see who's here?" With a thick accent unique to the Bear Country, a super strong man with a big beard and wearing red tights emerged from behind the sausage. It is worth mentioning that there is a sickle and hammer embroidered on his left chest. Not only does he come from the Bear Country and possess this special ability, but Walter seems to be afraid that the world doesn't know about it, so he requires him to wear clothes with this special pattern wherever he goes. It is easy to imagine how sinister Walter's intentions were. Watt just wants to gain America's support by deliberately smearing others. Although Water is a large international company, its main base is in the United States. It is not a big deal to offend the Bear Country. Facts have proved that Watt was indeed successful, and the bearded man in front of him also received extremely generous rewards, which allowed him to still live a life of luxury even after retiring for many years. Of course, the price he paid was that he had long been declared a traitor by the Russian Bear Country, and he had suffered countless attacks and assassinations. It’s a pity that in the black robe world, Compound No. 5 is unique to Water. The Bear Country does not have similar drugs, so it is impossible to mass-produce superheroes. Ordinary transnational assassinations are of little use to love sausages. In addition to his sausage, he was once a second-tier super hero, and his physical enhancement is still very good. "Ahaha, it's Blue Eagle. Your friend looks familiar?" Levi smiled slightly: "If you don't put it away, I'm sure you won't be able to use it to participate in the next session." Blue Eagle told the organizer, TNT Gemini, that he would attend the event many days in advance. TNT Gemini personally wrote the invitation letter in a very grand manner. He didn't believe that Love Sausage, who had served as the host for many years, would not be unaware of it. At this point, he still thinks he is humorous. Levi doesn't mind teaching him a lesson! Seeing that the Blue Eagle next to him also looked angry, Love Sausage felt a little embarrassed. As an out-of-date guy, he really had no right to show off in front of the other party. He laughed quickly and made room for them: "Please come in. You are very welcome to this party. I will notify the TNT twins and ask them to gather everyone to welcome you together!" Levi shook his head: "Forget it, I just want to keep a low profile, not tell anyone, and not disturb everyone's fun." "Oh, well, welcome again, welcome to the 69th Climax of the Heroes!" (End of this chapter)