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Chapter 53: Player Unknown's Battlegrounds Beef Noodles

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Chapter 53: Player Unknown's Battlegrounds Beef Noodles

“To let the disciples move forward, I will go ahead, survey the terrain, collect intelligence, and draw a map for you!

“Disciples can do what they can according to their strengths!

“In addition, this Sect Master highly recommends that all the disciples’ discoveries and understandings in the battle can be shared with others! Only by making progress together can you become stronger!” He Yiming spoke slowly and taught step by step.

“Hold the grass. Brother Ming is trying to find the way for us?”

“Is there a map? Is there finally a map function?”

“If you have a map and know the distribution of monsters, you can avoid monster groups and powerful monsters!”

“Once there is a map, I only need to click to go past!”

“It’s even more exciting!”

“I have decided, I want to follow the boss. When the boss kills the monsters, I will pick it up!”

The players were suddenly excited, and after eating and drinking, they started to continue with their actions.

Evolutionary Player, as well as seven or eight players who were not good at fighting, soon arrived at the location of the spirit stone vein.

“Are these all spirit stones? I don’t know how the mineral veins here are formed … Hey, it would be nice if those friends were also there. They must be very interested in studying geography!” Evolution Player looked at the spirit stone curiously.

“Fuck, this game is really heartbreaking. You can eat hot pot, can farm, and now you can mine?”

“Stop talking nonsense. A spirit stone means contribution points. Dig quickly. I won’t sleep today!”

“That’s right, let’s stay up all night!”

Players switched jobs to miners and mined like crazy. The Star group also attacked again at this time.

Originally there were only 20 people, but this time, the number reached forty and became a full-fledged team.

Twenty-one people, including Star, were mainly responsible for the fighting. The other nineteen carried large backpacks, walked with them, kept appraising, putting spirit grass, spirit fruit, and other unidentified stuff into their bags.

Don’t ask, these nineteen people were purely following Star.

Wang Lufei and Indomitable Bear were still acting alone, but there were several players following them.

The task of these players was very simple. That was they were responsible for picking up and transporting the beasts that were killed by Wang Lufei and Indomitable Bear.

There were more than ten players who had not left the chariot camp. Several players who were good at cooking gave up on fighting monsters; anyway, even if they did, they would only be looking for abuse. It was better for them to concentrate on slaying the tip of the tongue, dealing with the monster food.

There were also a few players who were young masters that graduated from labor courses. They skillfully cut off the skin of a beast. After the bones were cleaned, they began to grind and make bone weapons.

These players had decided that they would be in charge of logistics. The remaining powerful players re-formed a new squad.

After all, the players who were not good at fighting left the group, those who were left were powerful. After the fierce battle in the morning, they already had experience. At this time, the strong squads joined forces, and the squad formed was naturally far stronger than before.

It was just that many players had forgotten one person.

“Fuck. Why did I get lost again!” Beef Noodle leaned hard on crutches.

Soon after entering this dense forest area, Beef Noodle’s squad encountered a large group of monsters, and everyone panicked and scattered.

Beef Noodles didn’t know what the others were doing, so he accidentally fell into a big river and was washed out more than ten miles away.

After finally getting ashore, he was chased by a monster and almost all his PP was eaten away.

He finally ran away, and it was finally safe for the time being. But Beef Noodles did not know where he was.

“Am I going to commit suicide and go back? Fuck, it took me more than a thousand contribution points to rise to the sixth stage of the Body Forging Realm!” Beef Noodles was extremely unwilling.

“What is that golden thing?” Suddenly, Beef Noodles saw a golden unidentified substance.

This mass of matter was very large, almost three to four meters high. It looked a bit like animal droppings, but it didn’t smell bad. It was crystal clear, a bit like an oversized jelly.

“What is this thing?” The beef noodle opened the menu and identified it.

“???” He was all question marks.

Whoah!

Suddenly there was a terrible roar. The scared Beef Noodles shivered and instinctively jumped into the jelly to hide.

“A poo!” When he got into the jelly, he accidentally took several bites of this unknown substance. Suddenly, a hot sensation spread all over his body.

“Hold the grass. Isn’t this poisonous?” Beef Noodles was a little panicked and hurriedly used the Azure Emperor Immortal Body.

After a duration of time, the hot feeling slowly disappeared. However, Beef Noodles didn’t notice a dragon-shaped phantom slowly appearing behind him. It only existed for a short time before it slowly disappeared.

“Don’t care. Get every little bit!” In line with the principle of no waste, Beef Noodles opened his backpack and packed this unknown substance.

“I’ll try asking for help!” Beef Noodles thought for a while, took out He Yiming’s distress signal stick, and crushed it with a slight effort.

However …

Puff!

The thunder in the distress signal stick just appeared, but before it flew, it broke and dissipated.

“What the hell? Fuck, did Brother Ming give me a low-quality distress signal stick?” Beef Noodles really vomited blood!.

The distress signal stick was dead, so he could only find a way to go back.

Fortunately, Beef Noodles, as an otaku, also knew the direction. Before setting off, he also knew the location of the chariot. It was just that …

“Fuck, a dozen miles away. Can I walk back alive?” Beef Noodles ran in tears.

Considering the time right now, other players are probably eating and drinking around the bonfire, sharing the fruits of victory.

Why am I so miserable?!

“Fuck this brother!” Beef Noodle really started crying.

—Author’s Note—

[Guess what will happen to Beef Noodles …]

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