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Chapter 4: How Dare You, Fight with a Wooden Stick

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Chapter 4: How Dare You, Fight with a Wooden Stick

Chapter 4 – How Dare You, Fight with a Wooden Stick

“It really is the beast!” He Yiming’s heart froze.

Although the War Hunchback Beast didn’t have any outstanding abilities, its entire body was covered with tough scales which bolstered its defensive capabilities, especially its limbs. They were abnormally thick, with boundless strength behind them. The beast was much stronger than a human cultivator at a similar cultivation stage.

To put it in simple terms, it was a cheat monster with high stats in both defense and attack.

“Damn! Why is this monster so menacing?”

“The fuck? You’re a sissy! I’ve killed countless monsters before, this monster is a piece of cake to me.”

“In the game ‘Monster Hunter 7’ that I played before, there was a monster called Old Mountain Dragon that was several thousand meters tall. Compared to that, this monster? Pff, it’s like walking in a park.”

—

Some of the players were so scared that their faces turned pale with fright, but most others did not seem to mind.

After playing so many virtual games, what kinds of monsters and demons they hadn’t seen already?

Trying to frighten me

Just with this? Hahaha!

He Yiming knew that the players were all at the first stage of the Body Tempering Realm. Even if they were to fight against this War Hunchback Beast, they wouldn’t be able to defeat it.

“Disciples, retreat! This demonic beast is called the War Hunchback Beast. It’s a Spirit Vein Realm demonic beast. It’s not something you can fight against at the moment.” He Yiming let out a loud shout. He then immediately took a step forward to attack!

“Haha haha, watch this daddy achieve his first kill!”

“Charge!”

However, a player was extremely excited. He brandished a wooden stick that he had picked up from somewhere and immediately charged forward

He Yiming was stunned.

This player with the ID Beef Noodle, where did you get the courage to run off like that?

This is a Spirit Vein Realm demonic beast. How dare you go up against it with a mere wooden stick?

“What the fuck? Is this brother trying to be funny? He’s rushing to the beast just like that?” The players were all stunned.

Fuck! Where was the tactic? What about the plan?

You’re just blindly attacking?

When the War Hunchback Beast saw Beef Noodle rushing to it, it suddenly raised both of its front hooves.

“Be careful. This is the only skill of the War Hunchback Beast- War Hunchback Stomp!”  He Yiming yelled as he quickly retreated.

Forget it, there’s someone who has personally volunteered for the demonstration.

He Yiming then began to explain it to the players.

In the next moment, the War Hunchback Beast heavily stomped on the ground which caused a small earthquake within a few dozen meters.

In fact, even the players who were about forty to fifty meters away felt the tremors of its powerful stomp. Their bodies shook, and they almost lost their footing

“The beast’s heavy stomp will make it impossible for the enemy to stabilize himself. Taking advantage of this opening, the War Hunchback Beast would attack and defeat the enemy with a single strike!” He Yiming said.

Almost at the same time.

“Ah!” Beef Noodle couldn’t face its attack and was sent flying onto the ground.

The War Hunchback Beast’s eyes flashed as it raised its hooves and kicked him midair.

Bang!

With a loud crunch, Beef Noodle was crushed to pieces!

Hmm, that was quick.

“What the fuck? This monster is way too abnormal right?”

“He was killed instantly! Did you see it? Killed!”

“Fuck! This game isn’t like a cultivation game at all. This is a fucking soul-like game!”[mfn]a hellish difficulty game[/mfn]

“Dang … died just like that … retard~”

—

The surrounding players cried out in alarm.

“???”

“What the hell?”

Ding Hao, with the ID: Beef Noodle, was currently looking at the login screen with a dumbfounded expression.

【Welcome, Player Beef Noodle.】

【As your character has been dead for a long time, it is suggested that you restart.】

The system’s mechanical voice sounded, and Beef Noodle finally understood.

“This trashy game is toxic!”

What the fuck! The monsters from the novice village can kill me in a single strike?

The game was plotting against him!

Beef Noodle began to cough up real blood.

—

“War Hunchback Beast only has one skill – War Hunchback Stomp! Besides, it relies on its astonishing speed and formidable power to defeat its enemy!” After He Yiming finished explaining, he took a step forward.

He Yiming knew that the players couldn’t beat the War Hunchback Beast, yet he patiently explained it to them as their guide.

“Fight!”

He Yiming didn’t say any more nonsense and quickly activated his Spirit Vein cultivation. He directly fought with the War Hunchback Beast.

“Gaga!” The War Hunchback Beast’s cry was extremely strange. Seeing that another human was courting death, it began to sprint towards him.

He Yiming leaped into the air and dodged the attack!

As for the War Hunchback Beast, its feet heavily stomped on the ground, directly smashing the stomped ground into a large pit that was over a meter deep.

Boom!

The powerful bombardment and the trembling of the ground left all the players stunned.

“Fuck! It’s that fierce?”

“Brother Ming, did someone steal this War Hunchback Beast’s wife?

“Shh. Don’t speak. It must be a plot of the game. Brother Ming will win for sure!”

—

The players were shocked, but they immediately zoned into their bystander modes.

“The War Hunchback Beast’s skin is incomparably tough and doesn’t have any openings. It’s only weakness is its lower abdomen!” He Yiming struck as he explained. He was fighting the War Hunchback Beast head-on!

The battle was extremely fierce.  The players were all stunned.

He Yiming threw a punch at the War Hunchback Beast’s head, causing it to scream and spit out blood.

However, this War Hunchback Beast was indeed powerful. He Yiming’s attack just now had managed to further agitate and anger the beast.

Immediately after the attack, there was a visible increase in the beast’s speed, and it had managed to further increase its strength by several folds, becoming even more terrifying.

“The fuck? This monster even has a berserk mode?” Many players cried out in shock.

“Lightning Strike Technique!” He Yiming suddenly raised his hands and a bolt of lightning shot out from his fingertip, striking the War Hunchback Beast.

“Gaga!”The War Hunchback Beast let out a miserable cry as its entire body froze.

Seizing the opportunity, He Yiming rushed towards the War Hunchback Beast, spiritual energy gathered and condensed in his right hand.

In the next moment, He Yiming’s fist landed on War Hunchback Beast’s face!

Following the War Hunchback Beast’s miserable cry, its entire body lost balance, revealing its weakness.

Taking advantage of the small opening, He Yiming struck with a powerful fist. With a slash of his hand, he punctured the beast’s abdomen and retracted his fist.

Puchi!

With a crisp sound, the War Hunchback Beast’s abdomen was sliced open, and all its blood and organs sprayed out.

It was a deadly strike!

~~~

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