Did you not have a nice rest yesterday Mr. Ji Bai? With a meal tray held above her head and a bowl in her hand Keer walked out of the kitchen dressed in a maid outfit.
Mhm? N-No. Why do you ask?
The rim of your eyes looks somewhat like a pandas
Eeh thats because I didnt properly wash my face. You dont have to worry about that aaahhh (Yawn)
Ji Bai felt that his current state wasnt too great. Even if he was to ignore the fact that he hadnt slept at all the previous night his only outfit and pants that could still have been considered presentable were thoroughly drenched. Without any clothing to change into he was unable to head out and could only be confined to his home. The only thing that he could rejoice in was the fact that the dark circles under his eyes had become a shield for his red and puffy eyes. This would make people believe that his eyes were not swollen from crying but merely from a lack of sleep.
If one were to ask Ji Bai why his eyes were swollen from crying at that moment he would probably contemplate silently for a while then tell them that he would very much want to know why too.
He could only remember dragging his drenched freeloading self back to the dorms yesterday. With his feelings and emotions at rock bottom he locked himself into that small room and covered himself with a blanket. As his heart thought about the pair of hair clips his sorrow began to manifest itself into a river causing him to cry bitterly for the night. When he awoke his eyes were already swollen.
There were still a few faint traces of gloominess when he thought about it Not!
How foolish can your granddaddy be to cry about a stupid hairclip for a whole night? Theres no one to see me cry nor do I win any money by doing so. Why do I have to cry about it??
Its better to lose it. I dont need a hair clip in the first place! Ignoring the fact that the long hair trailing on the ground will tangle up and get in the way just maintaining and taking care of it in everyday life is an extremely troublesome affair.
If it wasnt for the tenacious recovery ability a vampire possesses Id have completely cut off my meddlesome hair!
Is Mr. Ji Bai upset about the drenched clothes~?
That aspect is a part of it. So. Is this appearance of mine somewhat indecent right now? Ji Bai pointed at his bare-chested self.
I-Its fine~ Mr Ji Bai truly doesnt have other clothes to put on after all. I still have a few clothes of mine that I could
Sigh forget it. I could barely wear your clothes like a mask.
Ji Bai thought faintly as he chewed at the peculiar tasting cat-grained biscuit.
Only after living together for a week did Ji Bai realize a problem.
Keer was capable of preparing a meal yet the only thing she could prepare was this cat-grained biscuit whose ingredients and flavor were unknown Ji Bai was previously curious and had intended to head into the kitchen to see what sort of ingredient she had used to produce such a distinctive flavored biscuit but he was chased out of the kitchen by a red-faced Keer in the end.
Perhaps it was the difference in taste between the different species. Keer was licking her plate clean while Ji Bai was eating like he was eating candle wax.
However there shouldnt be any bad effects. After eating it for a week his intestines were still unobstructed while his appetite remained as great as ever.
Keer drink a bit more milk so that you can grow taller. Mhm it could also boost your development
Hmm~ Hua~ Keer shook her ears as she lowered her head and gnawed on her biscuits.
Ji Bai became silent after his gaze flitted past Keers chest.
Why should I be concerned about other peoples problems in that aspect when theyre bigger than mine Pah! Im a guy alright? Theres absolutely no way I can compare mine with a beast-eared she-cat can I? Did my thinking go somewhat off the rails these past two days
Ding dong ding dong~ The sound of the doorbell ringing arrived.
It hasnt even been two days since we moved in and neighbors are already dropping in?? Ji Bai lightly pressed down on Keer who was planning to get up and placed his bowl and chopsticks down.
Who is it? Our house didnt order any newspaper or milk From the small crack that appeared through the door a natural heliotrope fragrance began to assault his nostrils. This greatly discomforted Ji Bai who was extremely sensitive to luxury goods.
Keer Keer~ Ive come to play with you Wawawa!! What an ugly panda! Which zoo did this monstrosity escape from?! The golden silhouette outside the door was badly frightened to the point that her ears stood up.
Panda your face! Im Ji Bai! The misunderstanding and vilification against his appearance caused Ji Bais complexion to turn dark.
O-Obscene middle-aged uncle?? Why are you in this place? Also why have you put on a panda disguise to frighten your visitors? Dressed in a black long skirt with silvery laces on the side Lil Sha caressed her non-existent chest in order to soothe her heart that was fluttering with fear.
What do you mean by I am in this place? This place is
Eh? Is this Lil Sha-chan? Im here~ Before Ji Bai could finish his words Keer had poked her head out while holding onto a rice ladle.
Lil Sha looked at the maid outfit on Keers body then at Ji Bai whose upper-body was exposed.
Sorry for disturbing. Lil Sha said and took a step back. As she rummaged through her cartoon-styled shoulder bag she took out the latest Iph*ne 8S that had just been released into the market.
Help me call 9111 Hey! Obscene middle-aged uncle whatre you doing!? Dont touch my phone with your dirty hands!
Do you know its against the law to call 911 for no reason? Ji Bai curled his lips and hung up the call.
How is it without a reason!? Im going to call the police to arrest you for being a strange old-man thats assaulting an underaged loli! Lil Sha flashed her canine teeth and viciously brandished her claws yet that was to no avail as her height was shorter than Ji Bais waist. In his eyes this incomparably vicious move of hers had turned into an act of cuteness.
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What!? Why are you living together with this obscene middle-aged uncle Ke-er? That wont do Ill not allow it! Its too dangerous to live under one roof with this obscene middle-aged man whos a cherry boy and masturbates all day long! Maybe one day hell put some indescribable thing into the food and
Hey hey. So youre saying you have a grudge towards cherry boys to be so against them? Ji Bai felt very hopeless. If you hate cherry boys so much then shouldnt you use your ability and make all of the cherry boys in the world disappear?
Kyaa! Disgusting! Pervert! Distasteful! Vulgar Lil Sha blushed as disgust and disdain were written across her face. She then began to move towards Keer.
You heard that didnt you! Keer this guy is a complete sex fiend! You might as well move out and live with me instead. Ill not mistreat you I promise!
It wont happen. Mr Ji Bai isnt that type of person Keer obediently sat on the sofa as her cheeks slightly blushed.
Wawa~! Your breakfast is so sumptuous! Keer can you let me have some? Lil Sha slightly froze as she was about to say something. She sniffed the air with her nose and fixed her gaze at the items above the dining table.
Sumptuous?? Theres only biscuit and milk here. Can that be regarded as sumptuous??
Of course you can~ Keer nodded.
Ehe~ Speaking of which the obscene middle-aged uncle wont charge me any money for it right? That old man is extremely petty and will bicker with me even for a small pittance. Serves him right that hes still a cherry boy hmph!~
As I thought you have a grudge against cherry boys dont you??
