Chapter 8: The Weight of Your Online Dating Partner Chen Yu thought about it and decided that asking for photos directly would be too abrupt, so he decided to start by testing weight: "I've gained a lot of weight recently and want to lose weight." These 'realistic' elements were rarely mentioned in his conversations with Lingdang. This time, Lingdang's reply was noticeably slower: “::>_<:: I’ve gained weight too, and I’ve been losing weight recently.” Chen Yu asked directly: "How much is it now?" Lingling: "It's very rude to suddenly ask a girl about her weight...you tell me first." At this time, Chen Yu had already lost hope. If the other party's weight was within the normal range, he wouldn't be so secretive. Zhao Chuan, the dog-headed military strategist at the side, watched the two of them chatting and said, "If you say you are fatter, she won't be embarrassed even if she is fat, right?" Chen Yu didn't think much about it. This was indeed a solution. After all, a person with more than 80 jins would not laugh at a person with more than 80 jins. However, he thought it was "reasonable and feasible" from the perspective of an adult in his thirties, but he soon realized that this was not applicable to his youth. Chen Yu casually made up a lie: "I'm actually a fat man." A trace of curiosity to get to the bottom of the matter drove him to make up a lie. "I weighed 180 yesterday."
…… Yu Weiwei's bedroom. The girl's bedroom is more than twice as big as Chen Yu's. Unlike her cold appearance, many objects in the room are pink and are kept neat and tidy. There is a large bookshelf against the wall, filled with various books. Yu Weiwei was wearing a light white nightgown at this time, leaning against the head of the bed. In the dim light, the light from the mobile phone gently caressed her face, and her face was faintly glowing in the darkness. Her meticulously carved face still had great beauty under this kind of deathly lighting. With a ding-dong sound, Yu Chen sent a message: “I’m actually a fat man. The girl frowned slightly, not knowing how to reply. She opened the chat window and then exited it, repeating this several times. Yu Weiwei raised his head and his thoughts raced: He doesn't really want to go offline right now, because I am a little fat now? How fat is it? 150 is fat, 180 is also fat, so should I also say that I am fatter? What if he is just testing me, and I say that I am fat, does that mean he doesn't like me anymore? The girl couldn't help but start to worry about gains and losses and have wild thoughts. Just then, more news came. "I weighed 180 yesterday." Yu Weiwei opened his mouth and was stunned: 180 pounds, the same weight as her father. Yu Weiwei's mind flashed with her father's body shape, and she felt that the pink dream in her mind had a crack. Like all women in love, she had a fantasy of a prince charming for her lover, but now this prince charming was a little fat. No, what if he is tall and strong? The girl shook her head to get rid of her wandering thoughts. People want what they lack, and Yu Weiwei is so beautiful that she doesn't have any requirements for her lover's appearance. Well, it’s what’s on the inside that counts. Yu Weiwei exhaled lightly, and at this moment she was troubled again: if she reported her real weight, it would definitely bring a lot of pressure to the other party, and he might even avoid meeting her. When Chen Yu postponed the meeting, Yu Weiwei began to think about various possibilities and even searched the Internet for the question "the other party is unwilling to meet". She still remembers the reply from one netizen, which said "the other party may be worried that I am not good enough." A woman in love's speculation about her lover's withdrawal is also well-intentioned, and she thinks this is most likely the reason.
Yu Weiwei thought about it and decided to make up a gentle lie, replying "I'm 150." Well, this should relieve the other person's psychological burden, right? Then when we meet, I'll give Guaiguai a surprise. Yu Weiwei was fully aware of her own beauty, and she didn't think that the other party would be able to escape her spell after seeing her. So, everything was done to pave the way for a smooth meeting. When they met, she just had to express her love and acceptance, and the problem would be solved, right? After waiting for a long time, Yu Chen did not reply. The girl hesitated for a while, and finally added carefully: "It's okay if you don't have to lose weight~ Chubby people are very comfortable to hug, and they make you feel safe!" …… Inside the internet cafe. Zhao Chuan looked at Lingling's reply and said, "150, for a girl, it is indeed a bit..." Chen Yu regretted listening to the dog-headed military advisor and glanced at him with dissatisfaction. Zhao Chuan felt a little embarrassed. He coughed awkwardly a few times, turned his head and stopped talking. Chen Yu shook his head, and the slight hope he had previously held was gone. Perhaps maintaining a beautiful fantasy and ending it in vain is the best ending for most online romances. Chen Yu: "Do you want these point cards? I'll sell them to you at a 10% discount." Zhao Chuan was stunned: "Aren't you going to keep it for yourself?" "Oh, I'm going to AFK now. I'm about to go to college and I don't have time." Zhao Chuan looked at Chen Yu suspiciously for several times, thinking that his good buddy was really abnormal, but he didn't want to miss the discounted point card. "It's more than 200 yuan. I don't have that much money at the moment. I'll buy three first. Isn't there a graduation banquet in a few days? I have to save some money." Chen Yu waved his hand indifferently, "I'll give you all the cards first, and pay me back when you have money later." He was too lazy to sell it to anyone else, so he simply disposed of it. Chen Yu opened the webpage and found the forum that he had previously assigned to BK. He searched through it and found that he was a genius hacker. This was a piece of cake for him and he soon found the seed resource for "When Peaches Ripen". However, the entire compressed file is a bit large, about 2gb. The Internet speed in was really not good. Looking at the download time, it took more than three hours. It seems that I really have to stay up all night today. While waiting for the file to download, Chen Yu started to tinker with how to bypass the firewall. The scientific Internet access in 2007 was much more complicated, and he tinkered with it for another hour. After that, he took some time to find a foreign supplier of bulk SMS service. Of course, he didn't plan to send the text messages one by one himself, as that would be exhausting. A gentleman is good at using things, and a businessman is good at using cattle and horses. After converting the unit price to this year's exchange rate of , the average price per text message is 1 cent. By this calculation, if he used all the money in his pocket to send text messages, he could only send messages. The little money I have is still a bit tight. Chen Yu thought about it and decided to package his image. He opened Baidu and searched for the list of new wealth analysts in 06 and decided to impersonate someone else. If he is just simply "cheating", it is best to use a method of screening IQ like "I, Qin Shi Huang, send money", but if he is really "paid consulting", it is very important to increase the conversion rate of target users. New Fortune Analyst is an annual selection activity for the best analysts among financial practitioners by New Fortune magazine. The voters are mainly fund managers of public and private funds, that is, institutional investors in the A-share market. This title is quite valuable. Those who can be rated as New Fortune are all industry leaders with outstanding achievements in the financial market.
Chen Yu looked through the list and found a surprise. He saw a familiar name, "Jiang Yan". In his previous life, when he was 30 years old, Chen Yu was promoting the company's IPO. At that time, Jiang Yan was a senior executive of a securities company. In addition to a lot of intersections between them at work, they also had intersections in bed. He had a deep impression because one month after their one-night stand, Jiang Yan suddenly contacted him and said she was pregnant with his child... At that time, Jiang Yan's career achievements were comparable to his. She did not take the matter of her pregnancy lightly and used it as an excuse to force him to marry her. Of course Chen Yu resisted: It’s fine to deal fixed damage, but why do you want to deal percentage damage? You’re crazy! Besides, he was outside the body, how could he be infected? So Chen Yu just pretended to be dead and ignored it. A month later, news came out that Jiang Yan came out... It caused quite a stir. Jiang Yan, who was originally scheduled to take over her father's securities company, had a very unhappy relationship with her family. Not only did she leave the company, there were also rumors that she would sever the father-daughter relationship. Chen Yu was still frightened at the time: Damn, I almost got tricked into marriage by a lesbian. (End of this chapter)
