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After Divorce, I Inherited the Game's Fortune

After Divorce, I Inherited the Game's Fortune

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Chapter 34: 34, Goose goose goose, iron pot stews big goose!

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Chapter 34: 34, Goose goose goose, iron pot stews big goose!

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“Qin, you can’t say that, it’s 2024 now, the Qing Dynasty has been gone for over a hundred years, we people from Hua Country should have more confidence!”

Yang Hao patted Qin Feng on the shoulder; this younger brother was not old but his thoughts were somewhat out of step with the times.

The era when the moon in foreign lands was considered rounder had long passed, the overall improvement in the national quality and the advent of short video era had shattered the filter curated by public intellectuals and dissidents for years that foreign lands were paradise.

Even though foreign countries are still leading in many fields, we should not underestimate ourselves or deny our progress and strength.

“Yang, you might not recognize that car, it’s BYD’s Looking Up U8, costing over 1.2 million yuan on the road!”

“Although domestic cars have been getting better over the years, a BYD that costs over a million is really outrageous, and the problem is that people are actually buying it!”

“This is just pure foolishness…”

Beep!

As Qin Feng was in the full swing of his rant, Yang Hao silently took out a car key.

The next second, the matrix headlights of the Looking Up U8 flashed.

“You…”

“What???”

Qin Feng was completely dumbstruck, staring at Yang Hao, his eyes filled with shock.

“I am that very fool you were talking about!”

Yang Hao laughed, then waved his hand at Qin Feng, “Qin, see you later.”

Having said that, he walked straight to the Looking Up U8, opened the car door, and sat in the driver’s seat.

“Qin, you’re too impetuous, you should learn to be more low-key like Brother Yang in the future.”

Zhao Yingying took the opportunity to add fuel to the fire, then she and Sun Xinyi got into the back seat of the Looking Up U8.

Qin Feng stood there stunned for quite a while before he came back to his senses.

Turns out, he had been flaunting his sense of superiority all afternoon in front of a big shot who drove a Looking Up U8!

Thinking about all the things he did, he felt so embarrassed he wished he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

He had been mocking people for being fools for spending over a million on a BYD.

But undeniably, such people really have money, because for them buying a Looking Up U8 for over a million is likely just as a fancy toy.

Looking at it this way, the story of Brother Yang buying two bracelets all at once must also be true!

MD!

To think he’s filthy rich but claims to be a delivery guy!

Do you deliver takeouts in a Looking Up U8??

Qin Feng ranted inwardly.

He had walked on eggshells, trying to be overly cautious all afternoon, just to create the effect of stealthy boasting.

In the end, the person he used as a backdrop turned out to be the real king of boasting!

At the gate of Belle Kindergarten.

As soon as Yang Hao arrived, Zhang Guilin grabbed him and started asking about the matchmaking.

“Yang, how’s it going with my niece?”

“We met today, it’s not a good match,” Yang Hao shrugged his shoulders.

“It must be Yingying acting up again!”

Zhang Guilin frowned and complained, “That girl is not practical at all, dreaming all day of finding some rich man!”

“But rich men are not fools, she’s already 27, they would prefer to find a young woman in her early twenties!”

Zhang Guilin saw things clearly, and her words were true; rich men naturally prefer young and beautiful women.

In fact, not just rich men, all men like young and beautiful women.

It’s just that for most ordinary men, young and beautiful women are scarce resources, something they can only watch in short videos.

While Zhang Guilin was complaining, the kindergarten had also let out.

Soon, Xixi came out with her little friends, led by a teacher from the classroom.

“Daddy, Daddy~”

Xixi waved her hands and called out joyfully.

Jiang Yuqi also saw Yang Hao, nodded at him, then signaled to Xixi that she could go.

The little girl immediately ran to her dad’s side.

Yang Hao bent down to pick up his precious daughter, and as he walked towards the Looking Up U8 parked by the roadside, he asked, “Did you have fun at kindergarten today?”

“Fun, yeah!”

“So what did you learn?”

“Mrs. Qiqi taught us to recite poetry.”

“Which poem?”

“`

Yang Hao asked curiously.

Xixi blinked her big eyes, seriously pondered for a while, and then recited in her baby voice, “Goose, goose, goose…”

“Goose, goose, goose…”

Xixi kept repeating the first three words, obviously having forgotten the rest of the poem.

The corners of Yang Hao’s mouth twitched slightly, as he felt his beloved daughter really had no talent for learning, a trait that seemed to have been inherited from him.

“What comes after ‘Goose, goose, goose’?”

Yang Hao pressed, trying to put a little pressure on the little girl.

“Goose, goose, goose…”

Xixi’s big eyes swirled around, giving the impression that her CPU was about to burst into flames.

Suddenly, her eyes lit up, and she said loudly, “Goose, goose, goose, stew the goose in an iron pot, pluck the feathers and boil the water, scallions and oil first into the pot.”

“Daddy, this is the ancient poem Mrs. Qiqi taught us!”

Xixi pursed her lips, with an expression that screamed ‘Daddy, please praise me.’

Yang Hao, on the other hand, had a face full of black lines, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Goose, goose, goose, stew the goose in an iron pot…

Ancient poem??

He wondered which mischievous kid had modified it!

Luo Binwang must be turning in his grave.

Yet, magically, after hearing Xixi’s version of “Ode to the Goose,” Yang Hao found himself momentarily forgetting the original…

“Xixi, are you sure Mrs. Qiqi taught you this poem?”

Yang Hao asked somewhat speechlessly.

“Yes!”

Xixi nodded her head vigorously.

Yang Hao sighed and said, “Then listen to Daddy’s poem: Goose, goose, goose, bent neck towards the sky singing, white feathers float on the green water, red webbed feet push the clear waves.”

“Oh, Mrs. Qiqi did teach us this one!”

After Yang Hao recited the real “Ode to the Goose,” Xixi’s little face suddenly showed a dawning realization.

“So whom did you learn that other poem from?”

“Peng Haoxuan.”

Xixi thought for a while, then named another kid.

“Spend less time learning from him,” Yang Hao advised.

“Ok, got it!”

Xixi nodded cheerily and then suddenly changed the subject, “I wonder if my auntie will make something delicious for me today!”

“I really love auntie’s cooking!”

Yang Hao, a bit helplessly, patted the little girl’s forehead and explained, “Xixi, auntie has to work, so she doesn’t have time to cook for us every day!”

“Can we ask auntie not to work, like Mommy used to?”

Xixi blinked her big eyes and said.

“You’ll have to ask auntie about that.”

Yang Hao replied with a chuckle.

“Then I’ll ask auntie now, Daddy, lend me your phone.” Xixi had a strong initiative and immediately wanted to talk to her aunt.

Yang Hao hesitated for a moment but still took out his phone and handed it to the little girl.

Xixi expertly found her aunt on WeChat, then directly sent a voice call request.

“Brother-in-law, do you need something?” the voice came through, and it was Li Manni.

“Auntie, it’s me!”

Xixi took over the call delightedly and went straight to the point, “Auntie, can you not go to work?”

“Nope, auntie has to work to support herself!”

Li Manni responded.

“Oh…”

Xixi sounded a bit disappointed, but then her bright eyes shone again, “Auntie, I thought of a way for you not to work!”

“What way?” Li Manni asked with interest.

“Let Daddy support you…”

Xixi answered earnestly and then looked at her dad, who was holding her, as if seeking his opinion on the matter.

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