Chapter 70 Pulled all night
Sitting on the carriage on the way back, Xiaoyao became indignant and kept is said that none of the women in the palace are good, and they all try their best to frame innocent 's so unreasonable to turn white into black when you turn around, and to lie and make up lies without blinking an eye! Feng Xiaoer smiled bitterly, seeing how arrogant Xiao Yao was now, but just now, he failed to say a word for himself.
He's not bad, but he's really too timid! "But madam, how did you do it? When Concubine Pan Shu gave you the golden hairpin, I could clearly see that it was indeed a peacock pattern."
Xiaoyao is very puzzled, can Madam also do magic?Directly turning a peacock into a phoenix? Where is the magic?Feng Xiaoer showed her newly chopped fingernails to the little demon and said two words in an understatement: "Break off..."
Fortunately, gold is not that hard and can be easily split with a little force.
Mo Qili was riding a tall horse at the front. Listening to the bursts of hearty laughter from the little boy in the carriage, he couldn't help but think of Feng Xiaoer's heroic and aggressive appearance just now - this woman does have some tricks up her sleeve. He controlled the horse so that it was level with the carriage window.
Feng Xiao'er knew that Mo Qili had something to say, so he stretched out his tender skin like a green onion and took the initiative to open the curtain of the carriage.
Mo Qili looked at a warm red jade bracelet on her wrist, lining her rich skin. Looking at the snow-white arms, he thought: Why are they so white? She put away her thoughts and whispered: "Madam, when I was in the palace before, I saw a maid sneaking into your wine glass without knowing what to put, so she simply turned your wine glass upside down with Feng Liangyuan's. one time."
Xiaoyao secretly exclaimed, it turns out that there is still such a thing, this eldest lady usually dominates the house, but now she can't live peacefully in the harem.
But think about it, if the eldest lady drank that glass of wine on her own and suffered the consequences, her intestines might turn green.
Feng Xiao'er may have predicted it. After hearing what Mo Qili said, his face was not too troubled and he smiled lightly: "Thank you, Butler Mo. I know you are busy with work on weekdays, so you even took the time to accompany me today." Suffer."
Mo Qili had never seen a woman with such a gentle smile.
Hearing that his wife was so polite to him, his face felt a little hot. He just said: "This is what subordinates should do." Then he hurriedly drove the horse to the front again.
The little boy raised his eyebrows and whispered into Madam's ear: "Hey, Madam, why did I just see the housekeeper blushing? This Chen Yu tells me every day how handsome Mr. Mo is. I looked carefully today. Although he is not as handsome as Lord Governor, you are also very handsome."
Feng Xiaoer put down the curtain: "Why, you also like Butler Mo."
Xiao Yao shook his head repeatedly, as if he had seen Shura from hell: "I can't help but like you, I can't help you like me... Oh, that's right, madam."
Xiaoyao seemed to remember something: "Madam, tell me, what will happen if the eldest lady drinks your glass of wine?"
Feng Xiaoer raised her eyebrows playfully: "It should be difficult..."
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in the palace.
Feng Yunyun didn't eat much at the banquet. During dinner, she ordered the palace maid to make a bowl of soup and perform a toothpaste ceremony.
After finishing the meal, I was greedy and ate a crispy duck leg. Before I finished eating, my stomach started to hurt.
It was just a slight pain at first, but she didn't take it seriously.
But later, her entire abdomen felt like a fish was tumbling inside, and the pain was so painful that she was pain became more and more severe, stimulating every nerve in Feng Yunyun.
The palace maid was shocked and wanted to inform the imperial doctor.
However, it was already dark at this time, and the people in the imperial hospital had already left the palace. The few remaining imperial doctors who were on guard at night would definitely alarm the emperor if they wanted to pass the news.
Feng Yunyun shook her head, not wanting to alarm the emperor yet.
Something like that happened during the day, and she didn't want to get involved in any other bad luck.
But waves of pain came towards her like a river tide, wave after wave.
She held her stomach with both hands and turned over and over on the bed, squeaking out the heartbreaking pain.
"Ah - it hurts so much! It hurts so - it hurts so much!"
The palace maid was so frightened that she didn't know what to do. She was about to ask the empress if she wanted to drink some tea, when she heard a shocking sound - puff puff puff...
That was, that was... Feng Yunyun's fart! The fart sound was not only extremely loud, but also smelly!
The palace maid took a few steps back, covering her nose, as if her eyes were forced to burst into tears because of the spicy smell.
Feng Yunyun felt like she was rolling in hell. She farted and the pain gradually , not long after, another round of pain hit her, and she was excruciatingly painful again.
She was sweating profusely, and when she saw the palace maid hiding far away, she couldn't help but become furious.
"Quick, get me a bucket!"
The palace maid covered her nose: "Yes, slave, slave, go now!"
Feng Yunyun was sitting on the porridge, having long farts one after another, spasms and stomachaches, which lasted until midnight, as if half of her life had been lost.
I ate something tremblingly, but felt like my stomach was churning and I wanted to poop again!
She finally cried, finally couldn't bear it anymore!At the same time, I finally suspected something.
My cousin got a pack of laxatives with abnormal effects from Jin Yiwei. If there is no antidote, as long as a person takes a little bit, he will have diarrhea forever! She clearly ordered her personal maid to pour the medicine into Feng Xiao's wine glass.
Why did I, having diarrhea all night, feel more like I had eaten this poison?
What's going on! Ahhhhh! (End of this chapter)