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After being turned into cannon fodder, I made the emperor cry with anger

After being turned into cannon fodder, I made the emperor cry with anger

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Chapter 3: The days when clothes come and food comes and food comes and mouth opens

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Chapter 3: The days when clothes come and food comes and food comes and mouth opens

Chapter 3 The days when clothes come and food comes and food comes and mouth opens As the heir to a company with a market value of tens of billions, she was required to learn all kinds of things since she was a child.

When he grew up and inherited the family business, his daily schedule was even more precise and he was as busy as a top.

But here, there are no livelihoods of tens of thousands of employees weighing on her, no endless meetings, and endless reports. She can sleep until she wakes up naturally, and can do nothing all day long, eating royal meals, wearing silk clothes, and being a servant. We can go to the theater, play cards, and even watch a live palace drama... It’s such a fun day! She has never been so relaxed and comfortable in her life! So, Min Yiyi thought she was on vacation.

The book she traveled through has a concise writing style, a compact plot, and a strong sense of logic. There is no hidden plot at all.

She originally thought that she could take her time so that she could have a long vacation to recuperate and , this is the first day of wearing it, and she hasn’t done anything!Is the holiday just 20% over?

"No. [-]! Come out!"

A hand-drawn portrait of a little boy appeared in his mind, with simple lines and clear eyes. He had an inexplicable sense of stupidity and asked: "Host, what's wrong?"

Min Yiyi: “Where did this 20% progress come from?”

No. [-]: "It was calculated by the system through strict calculations based on the direction of the new plot!"

"Let go!" Min Yiyi was very angry, "Isn't the task you gave me to discover the hidden plot? What hidden plot did I discover? I haven't done anything yet! Did you cheat?"

No. [-]'s eyes widened: "How is that possible! It's impossible for the system to cheat!"

Min Yiyi: "Then you explain your algorithm to me? If you can't explain it, I'll give up! I'll see how you upgrade!"

When she first came across, No. [-] told her that they were a community of destiny, and he could only level up by guiding her to complete the mission.

No. 20's eyes were aggrieved, and he pouted and said: "I checked the calculation data, and it seems that Di Hanxin is attracted to you! And this is a very important node, which will trigger an important hidden plot! So there is [-]% progress.”

Min Yiyi's face looked as if she was struck by lightning: "Trying to be tempted by me? Doesn't he want to kill me? Will he still be tempted by me?"

No. [-]'s expression became lewd: "Haha! Man...he has never seen your true appearance before, and this is the first time!"

Min Yiyi suddenly had an idea and raised her index finger: "I know what the hidden plot is!"

Number [-]: "What?"

Min Yiyi: "It was originally written in the book that after the male protagonist got rid of the love poison, he would only be with the female protagonist and never visit other concubines. Therefore, readers always thought that the male protagonist was very single-minded. But in fact, Di Hanxin was deeply in love He’s just a scumbag! This is the hidden plot! Right?”

No. [-]'s eyes were a little confused: "...Huh? Well...that...maybe not necessarily! At this point in time, the relationship between the male and female protagonists has not yet begun! Isn't it arbitrary to classify him as a scumbag? point?"

Min Yiyi: "Di Hanxin broke off the engagement with the heroine, brought her into the palace, and in order to protect her, he deliberately pretended to favor Concubine Chun, and later asked me and Concubine Chun to restrict each other. Isn't this called the beginning?"

Number [-]: "...Let's take a look at the plot first!"

Min Yiyi tightened her collar: "I'm here to play, not to be played by him! I have to protect myself!"

……

The imperial kitchen quickly delivered freshly prepared meals.

There was a big table set up, including meat and vegetables, hot and cold, there were more than 40 dishes! Because there were too many dishes to reach while sitting, she took her chopsticks and stood up and said: "Wow! This Buddha Jumps Over the Wall is so delicious! It has pure natural food taste, without any industrial taste... Wow! This deer tendon stew is So soft and waxy, muamua..."

Di Hanxin was so disgusted that he had no appetite, so he returned to Qianyang Palace in depression.

As a result, Min Yiyi had feelings again.

Feeling very hungry.

It made him drool constantly and his appetite suddenly increased.

"Your Majesty, you haven't eaten anything for lunch!" Wang Fugui said, "Look, do you want to go back to Concubine Chun to use some more?" Di Hanxin said: "There is no need to trouble her anymore. Let someone bring the food to you. Come here."

Wang Fugui: "Yes."

"Let them send the same ones as the Queen's."

"Ah?" Wang Fugui was surprised and replied: "Yes!"

There was nothing new in this meal, but Di Hanxin had a new feeling after eating it.

Very delicious feeling.

After finishing eating, he sneered at Min Yiyi: "In the past, I always had a loss of appetite, but now I have to suffer a little, which is better! There is no need to clean up."

……

Min Yiyi had lunch, first gave Xiaotang, who was a loyal protector, a drop of money and medicinal wine to remove blood stasis, and then worked all afternoon.

She wrote down the main plot in the book, the important plots that she could remember, and the endings of several main characters.

Mainly because I'm afraid I'll forget it after a long time.

Even though it’s a vacation, I still have to go back.

Before she knew it, her first day after traveling through time had passed.

The next day, because Kunhua Palace had lifted the ban, all the concubines still had to come to pay their respects in the morning.

Fortunately, Min Yiyi was used to getting up early, so she woke up by herself, so there was no pressure at all.

As soon as she got up, she saw that her four dowry maids, Dongqing, Luyun, Zixuan and Xiaotang, were already waiting there.

Dongqing prepared clothes for her, Luyun brought face wash, Zixuan brought mouthwash, and Xiaotang held towels for washing her face and wiping her hands.

In these days when clothes come and go, food comes and food comes and mouth opens...it's so good to be a queen! Min Yiyi happily went to wash up. The water had the fragrance of gardenia. After washing, her skin was tender and fragrant.

The mouthwash has a suitable temperature and a slight taste of salt tea. After swiping it in your mouth, your breath becomes extra fresh.

Not bad, it would be better if she could find a way to make a toothbrush later.

After she finished washing, Dongqing came over with clothes and dressed her.

What she took was a gray-black dress that Min Yiyi often wore. Not only was the color dull, but the style was also old, and it was only suitable for middle-aged and elderly women.

Xiaotang murmured in a low voice: "Why is it this again..."

Dongqing glanced at her and said in a somewhat unkind tone: "Xiaotang, what are you muttering about?"

If it were in the past, Xiaotang would not dare to say it, but the empress has become particularly tolerant in the past two days, and she is very kind to her. Yesterday, she said that she was loyal to the Lord and rewarded her with medicinal wine and , Xiaotang became bolder and said, "This dress doesn't look good on me, it makes me look older!"

Dongqing's face darkened and she said, "Mind your own business! How can I allow you to talk so freely in front of the Queen?"

Xiaotang glanced at the empress and felt that she was not angry, so she insisted on saying what she had been thinking all along: "The empresses of all the palaces are all dressed in bright and beautiful clothes, but our empress is always dressed in an old-fashioned way! How can the emperor come? Is your Majesty here?"

Dongqing: "What do you know! Can our empress be the same as them? Our empress is the queen! She is the middle palace! There is a saying: Marry a virtuous wife, take concubines and have sex. Our empress is a wife, how can we be with those concubines? Competing for beauty? There is no need to lower your status!"

(End of this chapter)

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