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A Taoist monk will become rich by writing novels in the future

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Chapter 50: Brother, I beg you not to laugh

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Chapter 50: Brother, I beg you not to laugh

Chapter 50 Brother, I beg you not to laugh The man didn’t understand the shriveled palace of children. He only understood the last sentence.

His child is suffering from illness.

Over the years, he has done whatever he wants and has never considered others. This time, no matter what, he has to stand up and contribute to his children.

The man thanked Wen Qiao and walked away with tears in his eyes.

Wen Qiao stood there blankly, feeling that something was wrong.

"Well, is fortune telling free of charge today?"

Nian Chengxu's weak voice sounded.

Wen Qiao turned back stiffly to look at Nian Chengxu, his eyes complicated.

It turned out that he ran away without giving any money! Taking a deep breath, Wen Qiao finally entered the drinking bar with an expressionless face.

Nian Chengxu: “…….”

Finally, he returned to the stall and read the novel. The more he read, the more Nian Chengxu became interested in it, and he didn't even notice that there was someone standing in front of the stall.

The man was wearing black crocodile pattern leather shoes, a pair of brand-new looking black suit pants, and when he went up, he saw a white shirt. At this moment, the shirt was half open, and you could clearly see the wheat-colored skin, strong chest, and a pair of A silver-gray necklace with a small rectangular silver-gray sign strung on it. On the front of the sign is a sword standing in the middle of a round shield, and on the back is the word '霜'.

Time passed little by little, until a magnetic voice as mellow and intoxicating sounded in front of the stall.

"What are you doing? Fortune telling? Or scamming? Huh?"

The word 'um' is so alluring, if a woman hears it, she will scream in confusion.

When Nian Chengxu heard this voice, he was so frightened that he couldn't even hold his cell phone and stood up.

"Big, big brother."

Nian Chengxu stammered and shouted.

He hooked his feet in black crocodile leather shoes, and the plastic folding low stool on the side was already in front of him, and then he sat down... Make sure he was sitting, not squatting. The legs were too long, which always gave people the illusion of squatting. .

As Nian Chengfu sat down, Nian Chengxu's heart trembled violently.

"Come on, tell me your fortune."

Nian Chengfu said, with an extremely calm face, giving the impression that he was really here to tell fortunes.

"Brother, I'm here to help...yes, I'm here to help. This stall is not mine." Nian Chengxu hurriedly explained. If the old man knew that he was cheating out there, he would be afraid that countless crutches would fall. It's on him.

Nian Chengfu had no expression on his face.

Suddenly, his thin lips curled up slightly and he smiled.

The laughter makes people tremble with fear, tremble with fear, send chills down the spine, and make the hairs stand on end...

"Brother, I beg you not to laugh."

Nian Chengxu was about to cry without tears and said, "Brother, do you know that if you smile, someone will be in trouble? Me, me, me, I'm scared!"

"Oh, Nian Chengxu, you are so courageous that you have actually learned the tricks of deception and charlatan."

"I do not have."

Nian Chengxu emphasized that he felt the need to explain himself well.

"Brother, can you listen to my explanation?"

Nian Chengxu pleaded.

"Go ahead, I'm listening."

Nian Chengfu is quite easy to talk to.

"Well, this stall is for...that one."

Nian Chengxu pointed to the drinking bar behind him. Nian Chengfu looked in the direction of Nian Chengxu's finger and happened to see Wen Qiao inside, drinking a drink with one hand and scrolling through his mobile phone with the other.

The orange light in the drinking bar illuminated her calm and comfortable face, making her originally gentle eyebrows softer.

"Brother, this stall belongs to the female liar inside. You have to know that my brother and I are heavily in debt, so I can only work for him." Nian Chengxu tried his best to make himself weak, helpless, and exploited by the landlord. "Actually, I didn't want to, it was the female liar who forced me..."

Little did he know that Wen Qiao, who was checking his cell phone behind him, sneezed and then touched his cold arm. He felt that the air conditioner inside was a bit low.

"Well, since you owe others money, you should work hard for them. Our Nian family can't do things that break our promises, let alone default on people's money. Do you understand?"

After Nian Chengfu finished explaining, he walked into the drinking bar.

Nian Chengxu was left alone outside, looking always felt that his eldest brother had double standards, but there was no proof.

……

In the drinking bar, Wen Qiao's call rang, and Wen Qiao answered it.

"Hello, I am, oh, you have it, right? Where is the address? Okay, let's make an appointment to meet at a place. You can take me to see it later."

It was the rental agent's phone number. Seeing Wen Qiao looking at houses online, he turned on the phone.

After Wen Qiao made an appointment with the other party on a time and place, he hung up.

At this time, a drink was pushed in front of her.

She raised her head and met Nian Chengfu's dark eyes.

Wen Qiao: "?"

Nian Chengfu: "I'll apologize to you for buying me a drink."

apologize!

One drink just wanted to buy her weak heart.

I really thought she was... harmful. It tasted quite good. It was worthy of being the signature osmanthus-flavored cola of this restaurant.

Wen Qiao drank with satisfaction, and said, "Since you are so sincere, I can't be petty. I wonder which thing you want to offset? The one where I was kidnapped? Or the one where you found people to surround me?" "

Nian Chengfu chuckled softly and said, "The reason why you were kidnapped is because I have an intuition that you can deal with it. As for the thing that surrounds you, it's because the person we want to take away is behind you. , so when it comes to siege, my people have always surrounded that mutated zombie. As for you, by the way..."

Wen Qiao: “…….”

Nian Chengfu: "If you want to offset it, then naturally you want to offset it all. If one cup is missing, then buy more until you are satisfied."

Wen Qiao: “…….”

Why do I always feel teased?

Shaking his head, Wen Qiao felt that this was his illusion.

Nian Chengfu sat down opposite Wen Qiao, his tall figure forming a sharp contrast with Wen Qiao's petite figure.

"You should know about the meeting tomorrow night, right?" he said.

"I know, what's wrong?" Wen Qiao was a little confused.

"Should you go?"

"go!"

Who doesn’t like to join in the fun?

"Ah."

Then, and no more.

Wen Qiao: "?"

Does this brother know how to chat? I always feel like I’ll talk to myself to death.

After taking a sip of Coke, Wen Qiao lowered his head and looked at his phone.

I have to see the house tomorrow morning, and I have to see the senior officials of the Blue and White Club in the evening.

"Master, master, your lovely, kind, beautiful and handsome disciple is here." Yin Xiaotian ran up with a schoolbag on his back, followed by someone wearing a black Tang suit, a black hat, and a cane. An old man about eighty years old.

The old man took small steps and panted after Yin Xiaotian.

Yin Xiaotian turned around and frowned: "I told you not to come, but you still want to come. See how tired you are?"

With that said, he turned around and came to the old man's side, holding his hand and slowly coming to Wen Qiao.

"Excuse me, this is my master, Wen Qiao." Yin Xiaotian said solemnly, and then said to Wen Qiao: "Master, please introduce me, this amiable old man is my father."

Wen Qiao: “…….”

Son, when you say daddy, you can completely remove grandpa.

(End of this chapter)

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