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“The Ender’s Tale…?”
Its when Im looking at the storybook with trembling eyes.
“Sir Immortal…?”
“…Ah, sorry. I’ll read it to you.”
I read the storybook.
The contents of the storybook are roughly as follows:
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/translatingnovice
“The Ender’s Tale…?”
Its when Im looking at the storybook with trembling eyes.
“Sir Immortal…?”
“…Ah, sorry. I’ll read it to you.”
I read the storybook.
The contents of the storybook are roughly as follows:
A real-world survival scenario + clash of civilizations + competitive gameplay + forum discussions + dungeon boss clears + no CP. The heroine isn’t one-dimensional but has a chaotic neutral personality—an individualist who might save someone then turn around and kill them. After cursing her, you’ll find there’s nothing left to yell at~ The people of Blue Star have been pulled into a life-or-death survival game—and they’ve collectively lost their minds. Who understands this?! A broken game that forces us to figure out skills on our own. A single blueprint, yet it demands we collect materials and build it ourselves. If I knew how to do that, would I still be scraping by on a measly $3.5k monthly?! What should be a simple “survive on the highway” challenge ends up forcing us to learn actual knowledge! Where’s the “one-click learn”? Where’s the “one-click craft”? There’s nothing—do they just want us to die?! Xia Sanfu: “Excuse me, everyone, stepping up to the top ranking first.” Alternate world—don’t read this as realistic. Not a feel-good story; under‑18s should watch with a parent.
The protagonist is not just a tool. In addition to short videos and historical video reviews, he also focuses on showing modern life to the ancients! Lin Qi doesn’t know about his life, and the videos he watches will be broadcast to audiences of all generations. So Lin Qi's life became a source of entertainment for countless ancestors after dinner under the sky. Watching the AI short video [“Oh, I, Ying Zheng, won the MVP”] made Ying Zheng split open. The sight of [Shao Song's Dragon Banner Pressing Forward] brought tears to Zhao Kuangyin's eyes. The [Top Ten Emperors Ranking] caused indignation among countless emperors. Playing [The Unfortunate Song of the Ming Dynasty] made the emperors of the Ming Dynasty vomit blood. Brush【Late Night Net Depression Cloud】EMO predecessors ... Lin Qi traveled around the beautiful mountains and rivers of the motherland, and took his ancestors to see the splendor of China! Ying Zheng: "No, why am I always the one being teased?" Liu Che: "Why are they called dragon and phoenix emperors, while I am the pig emperor?" Li Shimin: "Can you please stop mentioning that awful Xuanwu Gate inheritance law?" Li Chengqian: "Your Majesty, please call me Crown Prince!" Zhu Yuanzhang: "Fourth Brother, come here!"
This article is also known as "The Emperor Uses a Stone to Knock Down a Water Drop," "Two-Dimensional Foil, Repent!", "The Emperor Delivers Important Remarks: Space Travel Must Be in the Universe," and "Prime Minister, Trisolaran Doesn't Look Like the Most Prosperous Planet in the Galaxy." ...Traveling through another world, awakening divine psychic powers. This should be a good thing. But? My teacher is Ye Wenjie? The boundaries of science? ETO? What the hell is Trisolaran? Su Xiu stared at his toilet, lost in thought. "Light the star torch! Light the beacon!" "The Great Crusade! Launch!"
【System】+【Funny Article】+【Add Points】+【Invincible at the Same Level】+【Illustration】+【Happy Daily】+【More】 (There is already a million-word completed Elf novel) Eighteen years after Mu Yun traveled to this urban world with Pokémon, he finally awakened the God’s Reward System! God rewards hard work, and you will become stronger if you work hard! Upgrade your moves? Feature enhancement? Potential increase? [Ding! The unicorn uses silk spinning, proficiency +1!] [Ding! After persistent efforts, the unicorn beetle's skill—silk spinning—has reached perfection!] [Silking (Perfect, 0/1000): All insect-attribute moves gain +10% power] ...... [Ding! After persistent effort, the unicorn beetle's skill—Silk Spinning—has reached the Perfection level! Current Level: Breaking Limit +1 (0/2000), gaining 1 Breaking Limit Point!] ...... [Ding! Consume 5 points above the limit, strengthening Beedrill's characteristics. Characteristics: Sniper → Characteristics: Direct Hit!] [Direct hit to vital points: All attacks are considered as vital point attacks, and the damage multiplier to vital points is changed to 3 times.] ...... [Ding! Consumption limit exceeded 5, Beedrill's potential successfully increased, current potential: Overlord level!] ...... [Ding! Mission completed. From today on, I'm no longer a human being! Receive rewards...] ...... The loyal and brave Beedrill, the tsundere and cute Vulpix, the narcissistic and cool New Leaf, the silent and steady Kokoda, the hot-blooded and bellicose Coward... Also known as "After the system awakens, my giant bee is invincible", "My achievements today are all due to my hard work bit by bit"
[Longevity + Super Survival + Super Stability + Daily Life] Travel through the world of immortality and gain immortality, as well as the ability to communicate with and upgrade all things. In order to avoid accidental death, Xu Ning is determined to nip all dangers in the bud. If someone bullies me once, I will endure it. If someone bullies me twice, I will endure it again. If someone bullies me the third time, I can no longer endure it and I will run away. From then on, he had only one motto in life: He would not do anything unless he was 20% sure.
With destiny in hand, Chen Qing must survive! He travels through time, only to find himself in a chaotic world where martial arts reign supreme and human life is as cheap as grass. He begins as a poor fisherman's son in Yazi Bay. His father, imprisoned and forced into forced labor, has been missing for the last time. His orphaned mother, exploited by both government taxes and the "Dragon King Incense" gang, struggles on the brink of starvation. There's always a way out, and a thought hangs in his mind: "Destiny: Heaven rewards hard work, success is inevitable!" This means that for him, there are no qualifications or bottlenecks to any skill; as long as you put in the effort, you will be rewarded!
After reincarnating as a young fox loli, Su Tianqing becomes a mysterious villainous magical girl, embarking on a daily life of picking fights with the righteous magical girls. Tentacle monsters? The natural enemy of magical girls! Max them out! Masked villains? Also the natural enemy of magical girls! Max them out! Not enough magical girls? No problem! Watch as I trick clueless girls into joining the dark side! Publicly exposing identities? Let’s not do that. Finally, one day, when the villainous magical girl is surrounded by the righteous ones, the sly young fox panics. “W-What are you doing?! Don’t pull my tail! Stay away, ahhh!”
Do you want to make friends with, fall in love with, and get to know female celebrities? [Click to Play!] In 2015, arts exam candidate Yu Wenliang received a love simulator. Dating a real-life female celebrity through a digital relationship? What's the point of a virtual one? Yu Wenliang scoffed! What? You said you can use simulation to predict the future? Yu Wenliang looked at the Gaokao countdown clock; the top scorer was waving at him! What? You said you can gain abilities during the simulation? Yu Wenliang simulated the character of a young general and learned horsemanship and ancient martial arts! What? You said you can even detect potential female stars before their debut? Yu Wenliang looked at his deskmate, Zhou Ye. The system reminded him that she was a future top-tier "95 Flower." He knew he had to invest in her early and become her mentor on the road to fame! ······...
【Brain battles + leveling up + girls chasing + mild suspenseful reasoning. 】"I can read minds and I understand psychology.I can identify everything and even predict my own death.However, if no girl confesses to me every 30 days, I will die.The good news is, I've successfully picked up many girls.The bad news is, the girls who can't have me are starting to go to extremes.If anyone sees this message, please call an ambu——#$%^&*(……"
Qin Chen was transmigrated to the Taiyi Holy Land where he became a servant in charge of sweeping the floor. However, on his 16th birthday, he was rewarded with a system where he was rewarded whenever he signed in at a new place.When he signed in at the Empire Ruin, he was rewarded with the strongest Chaotic Holy Body and the Chaos Emperor Scripture.When he signed in at the Demon Sealing Land, he was rewarded with the Probationary Royal Armies.When he signed in at the Alchemy Palace, he was rewarded with the Divine-grade Alchemy.When he signed in at the Herb Garden, he was rewarded with an Immortality Elixir.When he signed in at the Empire Palace, he was rewarded with the Emperor-grade Divine Art, Revival.…Qin Chen thought he could just spend the rest of his life signing in at different places until he became invincible.However, when the ruin of the Great Kingdom appeared inside the holy land, people from other holy lands, prestigious families, and even ancient empires gathered to defeat the All-Powerful Demon King who appeared with the ruin. The Demon King had killed countless people and had planned to destroy the Taiyi Holy Land.Qin Chen was left with no choice but to step up. When he killed the Demon King with a single slap, he sighed, “Why do you guys have to force a mere servant to act?”
Shi Yu woke up one day in a world built on the foundation of Beast Taming, where powerful monsters roam and great societies formed around the Beast Tamers who tame them. After concluding that he'd been reincarnated because he was good looking, he put his skills as a mythology expert to use, aiming to become a professional Beast Tamer so he wouldn't be poor again in this life.Thankfully, he had been reborn with a trump card in this life, a Skill Index that broke certain rules of the Beast Taming world. Starting from zero by secretly copying and teaching skills to domestic and wild beasts alike, Shi Yu stepped on the path of Beast Tamers as he raised a bunch of logic-defying and unreasonably strong beast pets...
Alex, killed by the God of Darkness, was crushed by his giant sword and woke up to find himself back on the day the 'Universal Descent' game launched!Monsters and gods hadn't began to descend into Earth yet, and so this meant that Alex, along with his 10 years of experience, could now make a difference.But surprise, once he re-enters the world of 'Universal Descent', instead of awakening his normal C-Level talent, he instead awakens the SSS-Level 'Extraction' talent!He could now extract items, talents, attributes and skills from monsters!Ding![You have extracted the Artifact-Level 'Excalibur'!][You have extracted the SSS-Level 'Meteor' Skill!][You have extracted the Artifact-Level 'World Map'!]Now, there was no monster or god in this game that could stop him!