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Chapter 84 - Chapter 84: Divine Dragon Sect’s Disciple

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Chapter 84 - Chapter 84: Divine Dragon Sect’s Disciple

Chapter 84: Divine Dragon Sect’s Disciple

Translator: Lonelytree

“You’re late, Rhaegar. Of course, so am I.”

A voice full of energy sounded in Rhaegar’s ears.

Upon hearing this voice.

A smile appeared on Rhaegar’s face.

He turned around and hugged the newcomer. Due to his heavy armour, he could only symbolically hug the other party’s waist.

“Welcome back, Weiqi Li.”

Rhaegar patted his back sincerely.

Then, he couldn’t help but touch the other party’s smooth forehead.

“The feeling is still the same as before, huh?”

” If you dare to lay your hands on an evil monk who worships ‘Evil Queen Babasha’ or ‘Dusk Creator

Galan’, I can guarantee that your brains will be blown out.”

The warrior monk who came with the Eastern Eagle showed a helpless smile. “But you touched the head of Li Weiqi, so he can only roll his eyes at you.”

“It’s good to see you.”

Rheagar looked at Li Weiqi with a sigh.

“You haven’t changed much from ten years ago. Is this the help of ‘Qi’?”

Li Weiqi smiled and said, “Qi may be able to slow down ageing, but following the precepts is the secret to eternal youth.”

As he spoke.

His gaze turned to the battlefield in the distance.

“To be honest, I couldn’t believe that there would be a necromancer in your army.”

Rheagar’s face darkened.

” This is an accident. He’s not my subordinate. To some extent, he made my pre-war declaration a joke. Necromancers being annoying are not without reason.”

Li Weiqi asked curiously, “You can’t say that. If you had such a Necromancer with you when you were exploring the Purgatory, you would have suffered much less damage.”

Rheagar was silent for a moment, and then he snorted. “That’s why it’s even more annoying, isn’t it?”

“Let’s not talk about this. When you went to the east to search for the legendary path, how was your harvest?”

Li Weiqi said calmly,”

“I once climbed a lonely peak that was as tall as the 10,000,000 meters and played with giant turtles and whales at the bottom of the sea, but I never found the trace I wanted.

“However, I’ve gained quite a lot along the way. Perhaps my strength hasn’t increased, but my soul has been greatly satisfied.”

Rheagar revealed a gloating smile.

“So your strength is still at the fourth tier like mine?”

Li Weiqi glanced at him. “Pretty much. It’s only four levels higher than Tier 4.”

This time, it was Rheagar’s turn to roll his eyes.

“Hey, how could you two forget the real hero?” The Eastern Giant Eagle transformed into a human and interrupted unhappily.

“To be honest, Huo Wen, your flying speed might not be comparable to my Divine Steps.” Li Weiqi said seriously, “If you let me come back alone, I might have arrived sooner.”

The Druid Hoven immediately became anxious. “Do you think Divine Steps can allow you to run three thousand miles? I let you ride me for a day and a night, and this is how you treat me? Li Weiqi, there must be something wrong with your training and commandments!”

Li Weiqi joked, “There is no such thing as taking care of a small animal’s self-esteem in my commandments.”

Huo Wen immediately turned into a sparrow and pecked at his head.

However, Li Weiqi’s bald head was undamaged.

The sparrow pecked for a long time and almost pecked its mouth sore.

Rheagar snickered at the side.

It wasn’t until Zeller walked over that the fight that didn’t match their age came to an end.

“Pay attention to your status and image. You are no longer the youths from twenty to thirty years ago.”

Zeller smiled and hugged Li Weiqi.

The latter immediately said emotionally, “Oh, Zeller, you are still so handsome and charming. Resisting your charm is probably the hardest commandment of mine to keep.”

“Li, your flattery is still so lame, stiff, and even a little disgusting.”

Lener naa gooseoumps all over ms race.

“Huo Wen is right. I have never seen a monk who loves to talk more than you.”

Li Weiqi spread his hands. “Is there a possibility that you have seen too few monks?”

Huo Wen stepped on Li Weiqi’s head and flapped his wings. “It’s rare for everyone to gather together. We must have a good drink. Li Weiqi is treating!”

Li Weiqi took out his empty pocket. “My commandments forbid me from drinking, and my commandments have made me poor.”

Rheagar shook his head. “What a pity. It seems that only the three of us can drink.”

Li Weiqi blinked. “For this occasion, I could break my commandments.”

The four of them pushed and laughed for a while.

Meeting again after so many years.

They were clearly old people from a turbid world.

However, in front of the comrades who had fought side by side in the past, everyone saw the shadows of each other when they were young.

It was as if they had returned to their high-spirited teenage years.

No worries, no reservations, no burdens.

There was only the hope that tomorrow would be better,

On the battlefield.

Matthew rode on the bone dragon and waved his pale hand wantonly.

This thing could increase its effect by killing people.

It was just that killing low-level enemies would only increase his strength slightly.

Even so.

Now, the attack range of the Pale Hand had reached 5.6 meters.

This meant that Matthew could ride on the back of the bone dragon and sweep the enemies below easily, like cleaning up the minions.

Matthew did not forget to keep his eyes and ears open.

The arrival of the Eastern Eagle and the Monk, as well as the reinforcements from Rheagar, did not escape his attention.

However, what happened next left Matthew confused.

He had thought that these people would come over to help.

But they were catching up outside the forest?!

Matthew could even hear their laughter!

“Are they embarrassed to steal my kills? Or do they think there’s no need to make a move?”

Matthew pondered for a moment.

But at this moment,

He suddenly found a dense group of shadows at the entrance of the mine!

“Are there more underground creatures?”

Matthew’s heart skipped a beat.

He might be riding Phily, but in fact, he was already at the end of his rope.

If there were another wave of enemies, he would immediately turn around and hand the situation over to Rheagar.

However, this time…

The underground creatures that appeared at the entrance of the mine seemed to be afraid.

They wandered around the area for a while.

Pairs of red eyes were fixed on Matthew and the skeletal dragon.

Both sides had a faint intention of confrontation.

At this moment.

A clear dragon’s roar suddenly came from behind Matthew!

Whoosh!

A wave of air brushed past the edge of the bone dragon.

The dragon’s roar rushed to the entrance of the mine along with the air.

The underground creatures were all knocked down to the floor!

Very quickly.

The new wave of underground creatures began to retreat.

Their figures quickly disappeared into the cave.

Matthew heaved a sigh of relief.

His gaze couldn’t help but glance at the data panel.

[Hint: You have encountered Monk (Divine Dragon Sect’s Disciple) Li Weiqi (Level 20)] Li Weiqi used the Dragon Roar Airwave to force back the new Underground Coalition Army…”

“The mine leads to the underground area named Underdark. It seems that thev are acting uD again.”

A deep voice sounded behind Matthew.

The bald warrior monk was flying over!

His steps were strange and did not seem fast, but in the blink of an eye, he had already arrived near Matthew.

Behind him.

Rheagar and the others were also approaching quickly. Matthew got off the Bone Dragon and went up to him.

“Hello, you can call me Li Weiqi.”

The other party took the initiative to extend his right hand to Matthew as a symbol of friendship.

“Young necromancer, I feel in you the love for nature. You are the most peculiar necromancer I have ever seen, the inheritor of the path of necromancy.”

Matthew subconsciously reached over. “You can call me Matthew.”

Unexpectedly, Li Weiqi shrank back.

“I heard that necromancers are very friendly, but there’s no need to greet others with instant death spells.”

Matthew smiled apologetically and switched to his left hand.

Li Weiqi smiled and held his hand, then patted his shoulder in a friendly manner.

“I’m just kidding. I’ve already cultivated the ‘Diamond Body’ and am immune to all instant death spells. ”

At this moment, Rheagar and Zeller also walked over.

After a brief introduction, the two of them exchanged glances.

Matthew found out that other than the Half-Legend, Li Weiqi, the Druid Huo Wen, who could transform into the Great Eagle of the East, was also the son of a demigod.

However, due to some special circumstances, the current Huo Wen could no longer participate in the battle.

“The enemy has not been completely eliminated. They were only scared away by me.” Li Weiqi looked at the entrance of the cave and said, “I can feel the evil approaching. Perhaps some force in the Abyss is stirring.”

Rheagar and the others revealed a solemn expression.

Just as everyone was thinking.

But Li Weiqi had already strode into the cave!

“I’ll give them a small warning.” As he spoke.

His figure disappeared into the cave.

“Uh, he went in alone. Doesn’t he need help?” Matthew could not help but ask.

“He always likes to act alone.” Zeller explained, “Don’t worry, Li will be fine. He’s the most… The most special monk, but very strong.”

Rheagar, who was standing at the side, looked at Matthew with a complicated expression.

“You surprised me. I didn’t expect you to be able to kill the enemy alone and save our people from losses. I’m very grateful to you. So, is there anything you need help with?” Matthew thought for a moment. “Clean up the battlefield and move the corpses?”

Rheagar’s face sank, but he still agreed.

“Oh, right, I also want to build a cemetery under the forest. You know, I have a lot of undead creatures under me now.”

Matthew scratched his head in embarrassment.

Rheagar’s face turned completely black.

He replied unhappily, “That is your private land. You don’t have to tell me what you want to do.”

Matthew was even more embarrassed. “What I mean is that I don’t have that much money and manpower.”

Rheagar looked at Matthew in disbelief.

Zeller reminded the two of them at the right time. “Matthew guarded Rolling Stone Town alone.”

Rheagar turned around and walked away at a clear path.

“How much money and manpower do you need? You can discuss it with Zeller!”

Matthew stopped Rheagar in time.

‘Wait, there’s one more thing. He pointed at the source of the snoring and reminded him, ” There’s another Troll there. He’s an important member of the Order of Calamity. I don’t Imow what to do with him.”

The group walked around the Troll.

“I think I have a way to wake him up.”

Huo Wen, who had returned to his human form, took out a pitch -black medicine bottle from somewhere.

He pulled out the cork.

An extremely smelly gas gushed out.

The rest of them took a few steps back.

Even the sleeping Troll was sneezing from the smell.

He rubbed his sleepy eyes and straightened half of his body.

Everyone immediately took out their weapons, their faces full of vigilance.

“What happened?”

The Troll looked at everyone in confusion.

“Your army has been defeated like a mountain!” Rheagar shouted, “Your companions have already been killed by us!”

However, the Troll’s face was filled with joy.

“So, am I captured?”

Rheagar was stunned for a moment, then said with certainty,

“Exactly!”

Bang!

The Troll suddenly lay on the ground. “That’s great! Sinwak has been captured, and Sinwak can have a good sleep!”

A few seconds later.

Under everyone’s shocked and complicated gazes.

The thunderous snoring sounded again.

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