Chapter 148 Aqua, this guy has never disappointed anyone. 23 recommendation votes 50 The vision returns to Wu He...
Wu He slept very comfortably this time, sleeping from early morning to soft quilt and mattress supported Wu He's body, making him feel extremely relaxed, as if he had returned to his college days when he lay in bed all day long...
Of course, just like in college, when you are sleeping soundly, there will always be an alarm clock coming out to disrupt your mood of sleeping in.
"Ugh-"
A ghostly cry broke through the sky like thunder exploding throughout the there seemed to be a wolf howling sound beside this sound that echoed it.
Her voice is whining, like resentment, admiration, weeping, complaining, the lingering sound is like a wisp, like a dragon dancing in a secluded gully, or a concubine weeping in a lonely He was stunned, sat upright, stretched out his palm and said:
"If you keep fucking noisy, I'll cut off your butts and hang them on the fireplace."
Wu He's roar was like the pause button of a horror game. In just a moment, the sound of ghosts crying and wolf howling disappeared completely, replaced by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground...
Sitting up from the bed with a dark face, Wu He walked out of his room, opened the door of his villa, looked at the two figures lying in a huge slap mark in front of his villa, and said with an evil look:
"What are you two guys doing?!"
After hearing Wu He's angry words, the two people in the pit who had originally planned to climb out immediately entered a state of pretending to be dead. The two people lay directly in the hole motionless, completely entering a state of pretending to be dead.
But is it possible that Wu He couldn't see what these two guys wanted to do?It was just that he saw that Wu He was angry when he got up, and wanted to wait for him to calm down before getting up again.
However, Wu He didn't care about this and turned around and went back to his room and lay down on the bed. However, after returning to his cage again, he was confident that the two guys would not dare to make any big noise next. Already...
And it is.
Seeing Wu He walking back into the room, Aqua and Sato Kazuma, whose clothes were filled with weeds and dust, carefully climbed out of the hole.
Wu He's slap looked like he was going to crush the two of them to fact, the thunder is loud and the raindrops are two of them were just pinned to the ground and did not suffer any injuries.
It's just that the smell of the body is mixed with the aroma of grass leaves and the earthy smell of the earth.
Slowly crawling out of the pit, Kazuma Kazuma carefully glanced in the direction of Wu He's room, then turned his head to look at Aqua, and complained softly:
"It's all you, Aqua. What did you say when you found yourself left here? Brother Wu He left again. Now that you've disturbed him to sleep, he may be even less willing to take us with him in the future."
As for Sato Kazuma's blame-shifting, Aqua naturally responded unceremoniously, but she also carefully glanced at Wu He's room while speaking, and her voice was lowered unconsciously.
Even the Goddess of Water, who is not afraid of anything, has been in a difficult situation after being beaten by reality these days, so she has to be careful...
"Ghost Kazuma, do you have the nerve to criticize me? I just shouted the first time, and the rest of the ghost crying and wolf howling were basically from you. I tell you Ghost Kazuma, if Wu He runs away, I will come back again I will never spare you that kind of life of being hungry for nine meals in three days."
Although neither of them dared to argue loudly, the two of them showed no intention of stopping...
until……
"Cuckoo~"
Listening to the sound coming from his stomach and looking at Sato Kazuma's incredible eyes, even Aqua's thick skin can't bear it now...
"Look at it. The body structure of gods is different from that of humans. Isn't it normal?"
"And I was hungry for five days before. I ate in the morning, but now it's afternoon. I didn't eat at noon. It's normal to be hungry."
As for Aqua's strong words, Sato Kazuma didn't bother to respond.
"There is no other food in the villa at this time, and we don't have any money. It's useless even if you tell me. Just go out and get whatever you want to eat."
Aqua smiled disdainfully at this, and the embarrassed expression on her face disappeared in an instant, replaced by the mocking expression on her face that Kazuma was very familiar with.
"Hehe, this useless loser and the real goddess want to eat something, do they still need your help?"
"Dangdangdangdang~"
As she spoke, Aqua directly inserted her hand under her dress, and then directly pulled out a white rabbit with a little dirt under Sato Kazuma's dumbfounded expression...
Immediately, Sato Kazuma couldn't sit still, and rushed directly in front of Aqua. He looked up and down her pleated skirt, and determined that it was impossible to stuff this thing into a thing the size of a human head. After Rabbit, he said with a look of disbelief:
"Aqua, how did you do this? And where did this rabbit come from?"
He said that he was going to stretch out his Kato Takashi hand and personally find out the secret of Aqua's fourth-dimensional treasure bag.
However, Aqua, the average ghost creature, is acceptable, but if she takes it too far, it won't be good.
Therefore, Aqua naturally slapped away Sato Kazuma's outstretched hand, and arrogantly waved a fat rabbit in front of Sato Kazuma and said:
"This is what Wu He accidentally shot to death when he was filming us just now."
"Good-for-nothing Kazuma, if you call me goddess now, maybe I can show mercy and give you part of the rabbit meat."
In response, Sato Kazuma just glanced at Aqua and had no intention of paying attention to her at all.
This guy just wants to use Sato Kazuma as a coolie to help her roast rabbit meat.
Maybe it's because of the incompatibility between water and fire. It can't be said that Aqua doesn't know how to cook, she can only be said to be a complete mess.
Although there was nothing left at home and many vegetables were directly soaked in milk, all kinds of vegetables were still edible after being all these things were given to Aqua. She was obviously making vegetable soup, but this guy could make a lot of dark unknown substances.
When Sato Kazuma took a tentative bite, it sent him away directly, or Aqua's resurrection technique brought him back.
Now Sato Kazuma has seen through it all. No matter what he does, as long as Aqua is involved, it will never succeed.
Therefore, he had almost no nostalgia and turned directly to the interview. He walked into the bathroom of the big villa and said as he walked:
"I'm so dirty. I'm going to take a shower now. I can bake the rabbit meat later, but you have to wait until I come out of the shower."
"Remember to be self-aware. How are your cooking skills? You know very well. Don't mess around in the big villa. When the time comes, your adoptive father will kick you out. Don't blame me for doing it myself..."
The expected ridicule turned into a hint of concern. Seeing Sato Kazuma's back disappearing through the bathroom door, Aqua was also stunned on the spot.
Holding the dead white rabbit's ears, Aqua stood there and felt at a loss for the first time. She opened her mouth and didn't know what to looked at the various kinds of soil stained on her body, and a pair of white palms slowly scratched across her face and clothes.
As the goddess of water, if you want to clean up the stains on your body, you don't need to use various soaps and detergents like ordinary people.
For Aqua, the stains on her body can be cleaned up quickly as long as she concentrates a little more carefully.
No, Sato Kazuma just walked into the bathroom and turned on the faucet. Aqua cleaned the stains on her body. After standing there for a while, she finally threw the white rabbit on the coffee table. He sat on the sofa, looking at the white rabbit in front of him in a daze...
But at this moment, a white palm broke into Aqua's sight and lifted up the big white rabbit's ears.
Looking up at the hand, Aqua immediately saw Wu He's expressionless face.
"Scared~"
Almost subconsciously, Aqua moved her body back directly, a pair of palms crossed her waist, and directly pressed the pleated skirt behind her.
Aqua has not forgotten the words she shouted out when she got up when she was angry - "If you keep fucking noisy, I will cut off your butts and hang them on the fireplace."
Aqua doesn't want to see her butt placed on the fireplace...
However, Wu He's expression at this time seemed quite calm, not at all as angry as when he got up to breathe. His whole aura seemed quite stable, just like a windless lake without any ripples.
Wu He was the type who found it difficult to go back to sleep after being woken up. Unless he was overworked, it would not be easy to get him back to sleep after waking up.
Therefore, Wu He just lay on the bed for a moment. After realizing that the previous feeling was gone, he reluctantly climbed out of the bed.
With his hearing, although Aqua had already lowered her voice very low when she and Sato Kazuma were arguing, it was still not enough to penetrate Wu He's ears.
Therefore, he naturally also knew the reason why Aqua was sitting here in a daze.
Idle and idle, Wu He also walked over...
Holding the white rabbit's ears, Wu He turned around and walked out of the villa door...
After walking out of the door, Wu He felt that Aqua didn't seem to be following behind him, so he tilted his head and said:
"Won't you follow?"
Seeing this, Aqua woke up from a dream and immediately followed him out.
Sato Kazuma was still taking a bath in the villa, so Wu He didn't go far. He set up firewood on the grass next to the villa. After lighting the firewood with a fireball technique, he directly skinned the white rabbit and removed its internal organs. , and then set up a barbecue.
Since Wu He was going to have a barbecue, it was naturally impossible for Wu He to use only a big white rabbit as a material, so he directly stretched out his hand to create a small wolf-like pole-devouring beast, and then let the other party enter the forest to hunt small prey.
What exactly happened in this process? Sato Kazuma, who came out of the villa and found that Aqua and Wu He had disappeared, did not know. All he knew was that when he arrived, Wu He and Aqua None of them were in a hurry to eat the sizzling and greasy barbecue, but all looked in his direction.
"Good-for-nothing Kazuma is too slow. I'm just waiting for you now. If you don't come, I'll just start eating."
In response, Sato Kazuma naturally responded in kind.
"You're such a good-for-nothing goddess, but you still have the nerve to accuse me."
Listening to Sato Kazuma's complaints, Aqua showed a bright directly reached out and took out a roasted rabbit leg from the fire, and then put it directly in her mouth.
In fact, Wu He's cooking skills were no better than those of the chefs in the Adventurer's Guild, but when he ate the tender roasted meat in his mouth, Aqua couldn't help but shed tears of emotion.
Think of her as the majestic goddess of water, in charge of the reincarnation of living beings in the two worlds, what a high level of talent! But after arriving in this different world, I failed to do something for no reason, and failed to succeed in whatever I tried. It was simply useless.
And today, at this moment, Aqua finally had an idea to complete. Although it was just a simple barbecue, it still brought tears to her eyes.
Immediately, Aqua turned her gaze to Wu He beside Hezhen and so on are still too useless, the real hero has to be the powerful Wu He.
When she thought of this, Aqua wanted to give Wu He a big hug.
And doing whatever comes to mind has always been the purpose of at the great hero beside him, Aqua directly hit someone with the ball without any hesitation, and there were two balls in one area.
Two snow-white lotus-root arms hugged Wu He tightly. The four-dimensional treasure bag on his upper body squeezed Wu He's relatively strong body but obviously not fully grown yet. He opened his mouth and let out a cry. Cheers of joy.
"Wow! Thank you Wu He! Kazuma and I are so lucky to meet you!"
As he spoke, tears started to flow from the corners of Aqua's eyes again, and she even started to cry loudly while chewing rabbit meat.
Looking at Aqua, who was crying in his arms, the corners of Wu He's mouth curled up slightly, and he thought to himself:
"This good-for-nothing goddess is quite like a goddess sometimes."
"Pfft!"
Wu He was still praising Aqua in his heart, but as the saying goes, some people will never disappoint.
Perhaps because she was too excited, Aqua's legs that kept kicking suddenly hit the bonfire set up by Wu He at a certain moment, and the sky was filled with flames.
Wu He only felt as if he had seen an intangible cultural heritage program in his previous life-Fire Trees and Silver Flowers Never Sleep.
The flaming firewood flew everywhere, and instantly fell into the surrounding grass, igniting the surrounding weeds.
It wasn't over yet. Looking at the fire that was quickly igniting around him, Aqua was originally very happy, but his expression suddenly changed.
She hurriedly jumped off Wu He's body and directly pulled out a wand from her fourth-dimensional treasure bag.
At the tip of the wand, a blue magic circle shot out continuously. In an instant, a column of water fell directly from the sky, turning Wu He, Sato Kazuma and Aqua into drowned rats.
Wu He: "..."
Looking at the extinguished fire in front of him, as well as the surrounding barbecue materials that were originally inserted into the ground, but were scattered directly under the impact of the water flow, and rubbed crazily with the surrounding ground, Wu He couldn't help but sigh: "As expected, Aqua has never disappointed anyone."
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(End of this chapter)