It was freezing cold at night. Every house in the alley is lit with lights, the air is filled with the smell of sulfur, and the sound of firecrackers forms a continuous movement. Several people suddenly ran out of a large courtyard and ran to the public toilet as fast as possible. In other yards, people were running out, and it seemed it was time to go to the toilet together. It's okay to pee, just find a corner to solve it. After a night, it will be mixed with air conditioning, soil, ice and snow, and thrown from the plane. It is called ice from the sky. "Access to Science" can film three episodes. If you can't poop, you have to go to the toilet. I know everything about dry toilets in winter. "Wow!" After he peeed out after holding in his urine for more than an hour, the uncle almost had an enlarged prostate, but he didn't care. He chatted with the neighbors: "The sketch you just played was really interesting!" "Yes, it amused me to death. It made me laugh even more than last year!" "That actress is really good at acting and good-looking. She's much better than your wife." "Go, go, go!"
After a bunch of gentlemen finished their work, Ma Liu rushed home again. The video of the "Animal Show" was still playing on the TV. Last year it was a panda, this year it was a bear and a monkey. As usual, it lasted five minutes, counting the intermission. Inside the studio. Several hosts carried big bags and went to the table to add sugar and fruits. Chen Qi ran to Grandma Fei Xiang and asked, "Are you tired? Can you still sit still?" "I'm fine. When will my grandson come on stage?" "He's at the finale!" "Oh, I'll wait then, I'm not sleepy at all!" After taking care of this old lady, Chen Qi ran to another old lady and said, "Teacher Zhao, how are you doing?" "We will be the next skit?" "Yeah, there are still about 20 minutes left!" "Hey, only 20 minutes left? My heart is pounding!" Zhao Lirong had already finished her look, changed her clothes and was waiting. Niu Qun was advising beside her: "You have experienced many hardships and reported your performance to the leaders. This small scene is not a big deal. If you are nervous, then I will finish it. You You have to take me with you, let’s complete the mission together!” "What I'm saying is, I can't be nervous, I will complete the task!" The old lady regulates herself. She started acting at the age of 4 and started acting at the age of 6. She came from a very difficult background. The old sociological drama, the feudal order is really true, and "Farewell My Concubine" only shows the tip of the iceberg. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, they were all literary and artistic workers. However, in recent decades, something has returned, a hint of feudal evil. After "Animal Show", Yin Xiumei sang. Anyone of a certain age should know that Yin Xiumei is a singer of the same generation as Guan Mucun and others, a generation earlier than Hot Girl. She is from Heilongjiang and was transferred to the China Broadcasting Art Troupe. She has a very good relationship with Jiang Kun and is the godmother and music teacher of Jiang Kun's daughter. She sang a song called "Where is Happiness".
Follow Zhang Mingmin to sing "One Cut Plum". He became popular all over the country with "My Chinese Heart" and can be said to be the most popular singer at the party. Historically, "One Cut Plum" became popular with the introduction of a Taiwanese TV series. Singing it like this now, the effect is a little worse, but it is still a good song in itself. "Snowflakes are fluttering in the north wind, the sky and the earth are vast, and a cold plum stands proudly in the snow, just for the fragrance of my beloved..." “The lyrics are so well written!” "Well, it's so poetic!" "The cliff is already covered with hundreds of feet of ice, but there are still beautiful flowers and branches!" … Unconsciously, the party lasted for more than 2 hours, and "A Day in the Life of a Heroic Mother" was ranked as the 29th program. Gong Xue stood on the stage and said: "Today is the New Year's Eve family reunion dinner. I am a Shanghainese and live in Beijing. I like the tastes of both the north and the south. I usually make eight-treasure rice and spring rolls. I can also make dumplings, croquettes...and of course soy products. This year, 11 non-staple food stores in the city provide soy products free of charge, and some self-employed people selling tofu have also appeared. Our material supply..." "Comrade? Comrade?" "Um?" Gong Xue turned around, and Niu herd came out carrying a fake camera and said, "Is there a Mrs. Zhao here?" "Aunt Zhao?" "Her son is in the factory security department. He caught a bad guy a few days ago and made a meritorious service. I'll go see her." "Oh, over there!" The two stood on the left side of the stage, and Zhao Lirong was ready on the right side, but the audience in front of the TV could not see it. After Gong Xue finished the curtain call, the camera swept over and Zhao Lirong was revealed. Type on the screen: Performers: Zhao Lirong, Niu Qun! Creator: Chen Qi! A table covered with a tablecloth, two chairs, and no extraneous furnishings. Zhao Lirong wore her hair in a bun, an elderly cardigan, and cloth shoes. She was cleaning the house. In the voiceover, someone shouted: "Aunt Zhao, the tofu seller is here!" "Give me a seat, I'll come right away!" The old lady took out the money from the drawer, raised her feet and walked out. Her walking posture was different, like an old lady with small feet. Her body leaned forward and her arms swung widely as if to maintain balance. "Ouch!" She collided with the herd: "Who are you looking for?" "You are Aunt Zhao... I am from the TV station and I am here to see you..."
"Come here and buy me something!" Zhao Lirong reached for the camera, causing a burst of laughter inside and outside the venue. People who don't listen to opera reviews basically don't know Zhao Lirong, and her appearance, speaking in Tangshan dialect, went to get someone's camera, and her image was immediately established. "If the man is on the left and the woman is on the right, then I will move my right leg!" "Just hit it!" "Hey, hey... stop!!! Why did you come in sideways?" "Ha ha ha ha!" The performers on the same stage had seen them rehearse, but the audience at the scene had not seen it, and they were laughing so hard. Everyone thought "Lazy Guys Dating" was very funny, but they didn't expect it to be even more funny. "Just the one last night, it was called "Fearless Fearless" on TV." "Hey, can you sing that song? OK, OK! I said get ready, let's start..." Oops! As soon as this paragraph came out, it spread to thousands of households through TV. Everyone making dumplings and cooking stopped, and everyone playing cards stopped and stared at the TV. Because it’s fresh! Zhao Lirong is widely loved by the masses. In addition to her down-to-earth personality and excellent acting skills, another major feature is that the old lady is always at the forefront of fashion. Whether it's "Tango Tango Walk", rapping, or singing the English version of "My Heart Will Go On"... The old lady is always trying to break through herself, and she is a hundred times better than those who just eat and wait to die. Not to mention that this is the 1980s, and hundreds of millions of viewers across the country are watching without blinking. She is standing on the stage, showing off her style, singing in Cantonese: "The Great Wall will never fall, thousands of miles will never fall." The Yellow River is surging!" "Wow!!" "This old comrade is so awesome!" "Singing is good!" Unfortunately, I started to turn around from the word "Tao", and I stopped and scratched my head: "How did this change?" "You're singing Ping Opera!" "Hahaha, this old lady is so interesting!" Last year there were only two serious sketches by Chen Peisi and Yan Shun. This year there are seven language programs, four of which are classics, "Universe Cigarettes", "Lazy Man's Dating", "A Day in the Life of a Heroic Mother", and "Mutton Skewers", which was not included. It completely exposed the audience to the art form of sketches, which teased everyone's joyful nerves. There was a program every few times, and it was very rhythmic, as if an invisible hand was controlling the joy, anger, sorrow, and joy of hundreds of millions of people. "Sima Guang smashed the vat!" "Sima vat smashes the vat!" "Sima Guang smashed the vat!" "Sima Guang smashed them all!" "Sima Cang..." "Wrong! You are wrong!"
And at the end, there is a series of dense burdens, flooding to the national audience like a tide, truly making laughter spread to millions of homes. Again, the Spring Festival Gala, if the audience doesn’t laugh, what the heck is it? In the courtyard of the capital, the uncle was holding back his urine again. This night, the prostate was considered useless. Audiences in Tianjin and Tangshan looked at Beier warmly. Everyone knows that Zhao Lirong speaks Tangshan dialect, but she is actually from Baodi. Baodi used to belong to Tangshan and later to Tianjin. northeast. In one family's house, there was a crackling sound of "Ouch", and an elder sister laughed so selflessly that she knocked over the table and sat down in the basin. In that basin is the prepared dumpling filling. "Are you blind? Two pounds of pork!" "Don't be angry because it's Chinese New Year, it's okay, there's still so much meat left!" "How can I leave if I'm not angry?" "That's right, how can I still marry Li Lingyu without you?" "Come on, come on, clean up, let's make dumplings!" In Hebei, Shandong, Henan...including those in the south, everyone is happy as long as they stay in front of the TV. There is a lack of entertainment these days, and everyone can watch something, unlike in later generations when the differences between the north and the south were too big. The sketch of just ten minutes has made the old lady famous all over the country. She is one of the few old artists who can be loved by the masses. Even 20 years after his death, he can still uncover a spy for the country.