What the fuck??
Watching Sun Qian wielding a tape measure, Li Qianfan was utterly dumbfounded. He never expected Sun Qian to be so tedious that she’d actually use a ruler to measure him.
I swear!
Sun Qian was the most pedantic girl he had ever met all these years.
“I don’t think there’s any need to measure. Believe it or not, I’m just 27 or 28 centimeters,” Li Qianfan said casually.
However, Sun Qian looked at Li Qianfan with disdain and said, “In my opinion, you’re just lying. If you’re really that impressive, what are you afraid of?”
“What am I afraid of?”
Feeling the disdain in Sun Qian’s eyes, Li Qianfan was indignant. He said, “I just don’t think it’s necessary. I’m upright and not afraid of crooked shadows.”
“If you’re upright and not afraid of crooked shadows, then take it out and let me measure. It’s no trouble at all.”
Sun Qian’s attitude remained as domineering as ever, curious to see just how big Li Qianfan really was: “Stop dilly-dallying like a woman. Can’t you act a bit more like a man?”
“Oh my god, fine, let’s measure, I’m scared of you, okay?”
To avoid being looked down upon by Sun Qian, Li Qianfan hesitated no longer and proceeded to unbuckle his belt.
Seeing Li Qianfan getting ready to take off his pants, Sun Qian became much more excited. She readied the tape measure in her hands to expose Li Qianfan’s lies. She had searched online and found no mention of a man as impressive as him.
Even many internet users said that something that big belonged to a donkey, not a human!
Unfurling the tape measure, Sun Qian looked at Li Qianfan with a smirk and a hmph, ready to expose his lies soon. Fooling her was the biggest mistake of his life.
“Is anyone there?”
Just as Li Qianfan was about to take off his pants, a woman’s voice came from outside.
“Sun Qian, it might be a client. Go take care of it,” Li Qianfan said, quickly shifting his gaze.
“Ah, what a mood killer!” Sun Qian sighed helplessly, her eyes full of displeasure. They could have come at any other time, but had to show up right then.
“It’s fine, we’ll measure next time we get the chance. We’re always working together, anyway.”
Seeing Sun Qian so upset, Li Qianfan spoke to console her.
“Fine, we’ll measure next time,” Sun Qian retracted the tape measure and hurriedly left the break room. However, as she reached the doorway, she suddenly remembered something, “Right, I can take a leave in a couple of days. Let’s go to my sister’s place for some fried chicken, my treat.”
“Sure, no problem.” Li Qianfan made an ‘OK’ gesture and replied.
After Sun Qian left, Li Qianfan’s face revealed a bitter smile, and he shook his head helplessly: “I’ve seen earnest girls, but never one this earnest…”
…
When A-Hua left Hong Jiumei’s massage parlor, she circled around the street and settled into the passenger seat of Wu Lang’s Mercedes.
“Brother Wolf, A-Hua’s back!”
Ma Hao immediately turned back to look at Wu Lang in the backseat and said.
Wu Lang, who had been resting with his eyes closed, immediately opened them, his face full of excitement as he asked, “A-Hua, how did it go? Did you manage to fool that stinky blind man?”
“What’s your rush?”
A-Hua turned to glance at Wu Lang and said softly, “This time I went to the massage parlor just to get to know Li Qianfan, and I didn’t use the Bewitching Technique to seduce him.”
Wu Lang asked, puzzled, “Why not?”
Ahua explained, “Big brother, do you think it’s that simple to bewitch a man? These things need to be done slowly to achieve the best effect. Rest assured, after this meeting, I have developed a strong curiosity about Li Qianfan.
I not only want to bewitch him, but I also want to make him my male servant, kneeling on the ground and calling me ‘my queen’!” After saying the last sentence, the corners of Ahua’s mouth lifted in a sinister curve.
A male servant??
Upon hearing these two words, Wu Lang and Ma Hao exchanged glances, their faces full of confusion.
Ahua didn’t explain much to them, she said, “Wu Lang, within a week, I’ll make Li Qianfan obey me completely, and then, I will make him reveal the whereabouts of the Gang Edict from Hong Jiumei’s lips.”
“Good, then I’ll wait for your news!”
Wu Lang nodded lightly, he had been waiting so long already, a few more days wouldn’t make a difference.
Ahua nodded lightly, tilted her head slightly, and glanced at Wu Lang as she said indifferently, “Just don’t go back on the commission you promised me.”
“Ahua, although this is our first collaboration, I have worked with your master for many years. His trustworthiness should reassure you, otherwise, your master wouldn’t have introduced me to you,” Wu Lang said seriously.
Upon hearing this, Ahua didn’t continue the conversation, just nodded slightly, then fell silent.
Wu Lang also remained quiet, and the room fell into silence.
In the silence, Ahua turned her head to look toward the Jiumei Massage Shop, her gaze gradually becoming darker, she muttered to herself in a voice only she could hear, “Li Qianfan, you are very proud, aren’t you? Then I must make you my male servant, I want you to kneel on the ground and call me ‘my queen’!”
…
Evening, six o’clock.
Having just finished an hour’s work, Li Qianfan went back to the lounge, and then Hong Jiumei called him, instructing him to retrieve the results of the daytime seed quality test.
Li Qianfan was not at all worried about his seed quality and thought it was trivial whether he retrieved the results or not, but Hong Jiumei insisted that he get them as soon as possible.
Eventually, Li Qianfan compromised and agreed to Hong Jiumei’s request.
While it was still light, Li Qianfan prepared to get the results, and decided to leave work early.
Hong Jiumei had no objections to this, as she wasn’t at the massage shop today but had seen in the group chat that Li Qianfan’s customers had recharged fifty thousand yuan. She immediately agreed to let Li Qianfan leave early.
As he left the massage shop, Li Qianfan saw Sun Qian busy at the front desk; he briefly greeted her and hurriedly left the massage shop, fearing Sun Qian would engage him in some serious affairs.
He took a taxi to the First People’s Hospital of Taoyuan County.
After asking the doctor, Li Qianfan learned he could retrieve the results from a self-service machine. He used the QR code strip Tong Caicai had given him and collected the results from the machine.
As for the quality of his seeds, Li Qianfan had no worries at all, believing himself to be exceptionally healthy in this regard.
After retrieving the results, Li Qianfan only glanced at the data on the paper and prepared to leave the hospital. However, a nurse standing by the self-service machine saw that Li Qianfan was blind and kindly offered, “Hello, all the specialists have already finished for the day, would you like me to check your results for you?”
“Yes, please!” Li Qianfan didn’t hesitate and immediately handed the paper to the nurse.
The nurse received the paper, glanced at it briefly, then looked at Li Qianfan with a strange expression as if she had something to say but could not speak it out.
“Doctor, how is my test result?”
Li Qianfan swallowed nervously, asking anxiously.
The nurse first looked at the paper again, then back at Li Qianfan, and asked, “Are you sure you want to know?”
This statement inexplicably made Li Qianfan anxious. He hastily replied, “Of course I want to know. Please tell me, is there a problem?”
“It appears you are infertile!”
The nurse looked seriously at Li Qianfan as she spoke.